Obviously you simply DON'T UNDERSTAND COOL! OK, Let me lay it down for you!
COOL would be a Shuttle Mini PC modified with the full window treatment, a cuttout in the side for the FX cooler to protrode slightly (like the scoop on some cars), with the cooler modified to use neon light fan, cathode ray tubes, a Super Orb glued to the top of the stock heat pipe base and modified with a lighted top fan, a lighted rear fan, a RAID card with the second hard drive mounted in the floppy bay behind some fan controll switches and lights, some more displays where the second CD sits, an all in one DVD CDRW, and a pathetically slow processor. Fuctionality doesn't matter as such "cool" rigs are only used to play a very limited amount of games and surf the net. And the sound, that's the sound of POWER my friend, quiet computers are "slow" no matter how well they perform!
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