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Crashman   02-12-2001 at 04:02:24 AM
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As King, I should not have to explain this, nor should I have to post hundreds of non-relavent post to keep ahead of the peasants. I am recruiting computer peasants for my peasant army to invade Tiawan and take control of VIA. I am naming rcf84 to the position of general of this army and wusy as toilet boy. Griz does not have to be in the army, he can be the court jester, and AmdMeltdown can be the village idiot.

Suicide is painless...........

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mpjesse   02-12-2001 at 04:10:59 AM
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Ooooo!!! Who am I?!

-MP Jesse

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AmdMELTDOWN   02-12-2001 at 04:24:44 AM
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sorry bub, but I AM my own army. you see, I like to torture all hypocritical Amd users and their sympathizers.


btw is there any pay involved?

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Crashman   02-12-2001 at 05:52:33 AM
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Lt. General in charge of operations. You can answer directly to me if you need to go over rcf84's head. BTW, does rcf84 stand for Remote Controlled F84 (Oldsmobile 442)?

Suicide is painless...........

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Anonymous   02-12-2001 at 09:12:16 AM
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What about me, the Garfster, I will command the elite guard that storms the Via factory

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Crashman   02-12-2001 at 06:21:14 PM
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Commander Garf, sounds good, but what about foot soldiers?

Suicide is painless...........

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Bubba   02-12-2001 at 06:29:00 PM
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LOL
:smile:
wusy = toilet boy
Griz = court jester
AMDMeltdown = village idiot
LOL, you hit the nail on the head with this one.
I really like the sound of this organization. Can I get in?

-Gimme oysters and beer for dinner everyday of the year and I'll feel fine.

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Crashman   02-12-2001 at 06:56:28 PM
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BTW my brother in law's name is Garf.

Suicide is painless...........

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Crashman   02-12-2001 at 06:58:24 PM
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Sure bubba. You can operate a missle launcher or a machine gun-your pick. Commando Bubba.

Suicide is painless...........

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LordKaos   02-12-2001 at 07:13:11 PM
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Well, i am Anti-VIA too!
but i stay incognito! I´m from the Secret Service! :-D

Better burn in Hell with some company than freeze in Heaven all alone

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Bubba   02-12-2001 at 07:43:08 PM
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Cool, I'm gonna go with the rocket launcher.
Can I shoot it at wusy?

-Gimme oysters and beer for dinner everyday of the year and I'll feel fine.

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LordKaos   02-12-2001 at 07:46:23 PM
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Hey!
No friendly fire alowed!

Better burn in Hell with some company than freeze in Heaven all alone

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Bubba   02-12-2001 at 07:48:32 PM
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Why not?
If Crash allows anyone else here to have a rocket launcher, you all can try and take your best shots.
I'm ready.

-Gimme oysters and beer for dinner everyday of the year and I'll feel fine.

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LordKaos   02-12-2001 at 08:59:09 PM
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Hey , be carefull !
Daddy here has a laser crosshair that can spot you anywere
in the world (aided by a GPS guiding system, 0.5 m of failure range)! X
There´s no hiding from Kaos!! Eh Eh!

Better burn in Hell with some company than freeze in Heaven all alone

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Anonymous   02-12-2001 at 09:24:48 PM
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May I join your army in the AntiVIA crusade?

Have you got anyone in charge of the railgun?

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Grizely1   02-12-2001 at 10:16:17 PM
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Hey dude.

<b>Army:</b> A large body of people organized and trained for land warfare.

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Grizely1   02-12-2001 at 10:16:45 PM
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Fine you can be the King but I am the Patriarch which rules over King.

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Tempus   02-12-2001 at 10:26:47 PM
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And I'm the Patriarch's Father. So until I'm dead, he doesn't controll the army. Kill off all my succesors MPJesse! Shoot the rocket at Crash quick. I'll kill griz myself with my russians!

- "That's no moon, it's Rambus!"

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Grizely1   02-12-2001 at 10:35:43 PM
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I am Russian, bastard!

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Tempus   02-12-2001 at 10:39:17 PM
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So, you'll be killed by your countryman...Pretty convienient if you ask me. And unless you were born, or both of your parents were born <b>in</b> Russia you can't call yourself Russian! Seems strange to be living in Canada...

- "That's no moon, it's Rambus!"

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Grizely1   02-12-2001 at 10:44:06 PM
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who the hell wants to live in Russia right now?

I even look Russian. Just don't speak russian.

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Crashman   02-12-2001 at 10:53:57 PM
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Bubba, you better bring your freind Forest to pull Garf out when his legs get blown off. Expect a bullet in the buttocks. Maybe you can be a member of my royal security force-I think an insurrection is likely to happen here. And Griz, you know what the penalty for mutiny is.
Bubba, no shooting at wusy, cause you'll blow up the toilet room (international lingo-bathroom, restroom, water closet whatever)

Suicide is painless...........

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Crashman   02-12-2001 at 10:59:14 PM
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I don't know, I guess we could give you a bayonet or something-you really haven't earned my trust yet. Maybe you could drive the boat.

Suicide is painless...........

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Grizely1   02-12-2001 at 11:07:21 PM
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Mutiny? AHHHAHAH I am ABOVE mutiny (impossible but shouldn't be.) How can I commit mutiny when there is no one higher than me?

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Crashman   02-12-2001 at 11:23:17 PM
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Patriarchs are simply figureheads that do nothing. So you sit there and do nothing and everyone will pay pittance to you. If you try to overrule a favored king you will only condemn yourself in the eyes of the troops.

Suicide is painless...........

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Grizely1   02-12-2001 at 11:41:05 PM
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I already overrule the King. That's the way it is meant to be and it has been long before you were born.

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Anonymous   02-12-2001 at 11:59:40 PM
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A bayonet?

Why don't you give me a fire engine full of boiling oil?

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Crashman   02-13-2001 at 01:10:54 AM
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Hey, great idea! How about this-instead of shooting and exploding people or scalding them with oil, we just get a few fire engines, fill them up with warm oil, and oil the place, then fire up some huge fans and blow everybody out the door?

Suicide is painless...........

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Grizely1   02-13-2001 at 01:20:58 AM
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<i>Then</i> light them on fire.

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Crashman   02-13-2001 at 01:41:10 AM
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Only the Engineeres and Executives get burned. Everyone elso is assumed innocent of VIA's conspiracy and to be removed as humanely as possible. By order fo the King!

Suicide is painless...........

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Anonymous   02-13-2001 at 06:58:33 AM
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Um....


I want to decide who lives and who dies.





Tom Mc

Even a fool, when he remains silent, appears wise.

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flavio321   02-13-2001 at 09:29:08 AM
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can i be the princess? or the drag queen?

If you can't beat 'em kill 'em
athlon "SLOTA" thunderbird 700@1050mhz

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LordKaos   02-13-2001 at 11:11:04 AM
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I think you should leave that to mpjesse!
He´s the one from San Francisco! :-D

Better burn in Hell with some company than freeze in Heaven all alone

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Crashman   02-13-2001 at 05:36:43 PM
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You can be the Princess, if you make a stop in Thailand on the way (a slight diversion). But you can never be the queen!

Suicide is painless...........

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Grizely1   02-13-2001 at 11:03:23 PM
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We need to find hot girls for slaves for me. I call Jessica Alba and Jeri Ryan.

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Crashman   02-14-2001 at 12:08:41 AM
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Ok, btw I hear that Britney Spears gives a good BJ, but I wouldn't want her except maybe for that.

Suicide is painless...........

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LordKaos   02-14-2001 at 12:58:46 AM
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Eh eh ! This is going to piss Griz, but here it goes!

I think Jessica Alba alone can handle all of us guys!! :-D

Just like that Jenna Jameson dudette!

Better burn in Hell with some company than freeze in Heaven all alone

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Grizely1   02-14-2001 at 01:08:22 AM
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yeah cover her up and use her as a BJ slave hahahaha only becaus she is so ugly.

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Crashman   02-16-2001 at 06:19:19 AM
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As King I think I can arrange that for you. It's good to be king.

Suicide is painless...........

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LordKaos   02-16-2001 at 12:06:08 PM
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HEY!
There´s no such thing as too young to have a BJ!!

Better burn in Hell with some company than freeze in Heaven all alone

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LordKaos   02-16-2001 at 12:17:22 PM
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Watch out!
You are talking about Jessica Alba! :-)

Jenna was just an example of the job she would have!

Better burn in Hell with some company than freeze in Heaven all alone

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Grizely1   02-16-2001 at 10:28:18 PM
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Actually I will arrange it for myself, thankyou. Don't forget, I am Patriarch. :smile:

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Grizely1   02-17-2001 at 03:14:36 AM
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Actually the name Grizely1 comes from the commander in the game Battlezone. The commander was called Grizzly1 because he drove a Grizzly tank. The tank was called a Grizzly tank because it was so big and freakin' cool.

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Crashman   02-17-2001 at 06:42:18 AM
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Yeh, but Grizely is not so impressive, we have a Kodiak in here as well!

Suicide is painless...........

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LordKaos   02-17-2001 at 01:10:22 PM
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Hey!!!

Potshots! :-D

Better burn in Hell with some company than freeze in Heaven all alone

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Grizely1   02-17-2001 at 06:29:53 PM
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2 bears both from Canada?

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Grizely1   02-18-2001 at 04:24:52 AM
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Kodiak

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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Grizely1   02-18-2001 at 03:48:53 PM
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No no no. The person Kodiak! On the messageboards! That's why I said two bears both from Canada. Kodiak is the name for a bear, and he's from Canada. Grizzly is a bear, and I'm from Canada. Silly!

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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LordKaos   02-18-2001 at 06:35:46 PM
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Damn!
What do kids learn at school nowaday?

And he said he was first in his class?
Would hate to see the last guy in class! (Duuuh!? )(Uhuuhu! Uuuhuh! Uhuhuh! He said Wuss! Uuhuuhuuhuhuh!
Hey shut up beavis !

No! You shut up butthead!!)


Damn!!

Better burn in Hell with some company than freeze in Heaven all alone

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Grizely1   02-18-2001 at 09:07:49 PM
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LOL! The NZ schools are worse than the Canadian ones! HHAHAHHAH

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Satan Clara...... 'Nuff said.

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