Taxes in D&D

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Tax Collector wrote:
> D&D is full of tax cheaters and it's time that all you characters PAY YOUR
> TAXES.
>
> You have to pay magic taxes, weapon taxes, road usage taxes, city gate
> taxes, potion taxes, value added taxes, monster killing taxes etc.
>
> The full D&D list of taxes will be released by your local IRS soon.
>
> And remember, if you don't pay your taxes, you'll be thrown into the
> dungeon, nude, of course.

All D&D characters are in the "dungeon" already.

Nude isn't a bad color for character sheets.

- Justisaur

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Tax Collector wrote:
> D&D is full of tax cheaters and it's time that all you characters PAY YOUR
> TAXES.
>

The Justiciars will be calling upon you soon. Taxes are illegal in
the State of Elbon, and those trying to impose them are guilty of
grave crimes against all sentience.


--
Sea Wasp
/^\
;;;
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In article <1126597346.492477.32340@f14g2000cwb.googlegroups.com>,
chaoslight@gmail.com says...

> > > D&D is full of tax cheaters and it's time that all you characters PAY YOUR
> > > TAXES.
> > >
> > > You have to pay magic taxes, weapon taxes, road usage taxes, city gate
> > > taxes, potion taxes, value added taxes, monster killing taxes etc.
> > >
> > > The full D&D list of taxes will be released by your local IRS soon.
> > >
> > > And remember, if you don't pay your taxes, you'll be thrown into the
> > > dungeon, nude, of course.
> >
> > Bring on the ethnic lesbiteen monks!
>
> The Lesbiteen Monk... is that the one where the boy's love makes the
> monk real? ^^^

ITYM "girl".


--
Jasin Zujovic
jzujovic@inet.hr

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Werebat wrote:
> chaoslight@gmail.com wrote:
> > Werebat wrote:
> >
> >>Tax Collector wrote:
> >>
> >>>D&D is full of tax cheaters and it's time that all you characters PAY YOUR
> >>>TAXES.
> >>>
> >>>You have to pay magic taxes, weapon taxes, road usage taxes, city gate
> >>>taxes, potion taxes, value added taxes, monster killing taxes etc.
> >>>
> >>>The full D&D list of taxes will be released by your local IRS soon.
> >>>
> >>>And remember, if you don't pay your taxes, you'll be thrown into the
> >>>dungeon, nude, of course.
> >>
> >>Bring on the ethnic lesbiteen monks!
> >
> >
> > The Lesbiteen Monk... is that the one where the boy's love makes the
> > monk real?
>
> No, you're thinking of _The Lesbiteen Rabbit_, and it was a girl. And a
> rabbit, of course, not a monk.
>
> It was published by the same kid's book company that did _Bi-Curious
> George_, which did have a monkEY.

I actually thought Charlie Finds the Chocolate Factory in James' Giant
Peaches was a lot more memorable.

Laszlo

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"Tax Collector" <irs@payyourtaxes.org> wrote in
newsg56cp$ki6$1@domitilla.aioe.org:

> D&D is full of tax cheaters and it's time that all you characters PAY
> YOUR TAXES.

You do realize, I hope, that the above statement was the entire motive for
creating Chivalry & Socery.

Even as a troll, you can't think up an original idea.

--
"So there is no third law of Terrydynamics."
-- William Hyde
Terry Austin
www.hyperbooks.com

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"Robert Singers" <rsingers@finger.hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96D07EF971B32rsingers@IP-Hidden...
> Between saving the world and having a spot of tea Tax Collector said
>
>> And remember, if you don't pay your taxes, you'll be thrown into the
>> dungeon, nude, of course.
>
> Who doesn't adventure nude?

Funnily enough, in my Iron Heroes/Elements of Magic/Greyhawk/Age of Worms
campaign, one of the characters is a former slave, and it was 3 adventures
before he had a pair of pants to wear.

--
^v^v^Malachias Invictus^v^v^

It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishment the scroll,
I am the Master of my fate:
I am the Captain of my soul.

from _Invictus_, by William Ernest Henley