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Help me Im Bicurious

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August 4, 2009 2:52:53 PM

Today I discovered I am bicurious, I was watching this chick walk down the street and I was totally in to her. Then I walked into the kitchen and saw this pastry pie sitting there and I though WOW I AM TOTALLY DIGGIN THIS so I then stuck it up my rectum.

I need an excuse for my doctor as I cant get this pie out and Im very bicurious.


HELP IMMEDIATELY!!

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August 4, 2009 2:53:41 PM

tell him it jumped in by itself.
August 4, 2009 2:53:51 PM

Your excuses better not involve the movie Speed as I have used that too often and it is very Cliched.
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August 4, 2009 2:54:35 PM

PENISENLARGEMENTOOLSARETHEMUSICOFFUTUREGENERATIONS.
August 4, 2009 2:54:45 PM

softwarefiend said:
tell him it jumped in by itself.


I cant its all squashed up there and the meat inside is very tender and warm so its kinda hurting.


SPEED
August 4, 2009 2:55:46 PM

**** ********** **** ********** SHIT **** ASS **** ******
August 4, 2009 2:55:58 PM

The pastry pie can not slow down or it will exploded just like that movie.... what do you call it. Yeah Speed.
August 4, 2009 2:56:55 PM

Or that movie entitled "CAN NOT SLOW DOWN" - It is not a parody of speed
August 4, 2009 2:58:03 PM

I have an idea, I can say I sat on it and then when I tried to get it out it got stuck up further. The meat is burning my ovaries.
August 4, 2009 2:59:10 PM

OH dear, can we have sex?
August 4, 2009 2:59:22 PM

I dont want to end up with testicular meat pastry cancer.
August 4, 2009 2:59:57 PM

NO TROLLS BETTER COME IN THIS THREAD OR THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY LIKE THAT MOVIE SPEED
August 4, 2009 3:00:34 PM

Does anyone else have any ideas?
August 4, 2009 3:02:05 PM

Big green creatures that feed on the living. There is a troll in the basement go go professor snape!!!1! dun dun dun dun dun Professor snape dun dun dund und

POWER RANGERS I mean Professor Snape!
August 4, 2009 3:02:55 PM

oh ok i used to have one of those under my house

SPOILER ALERT SNAPE DIES


August 4, 2009 3:05:01 PM

Spoiler
SNAPE WORKS FOR RON AND HERMONIE IS VOLDEMORT. ALSO HARRY IS HIV POSITIVE SO HE WILL DIE SOONER OR LATER



READ THAT ULTIMATE SPOILER OR MARY WILL COME AND WHISPER IN YOUR EAR "PAT" RAPIDLY UNTIL AN HOUR LATER AND SHE WILL DISAPPEAR.
August 4, 2009 3:05:20 PM

ANAL LOVE CRUISE MACHINE
August 4, 2009 3:07:09 PM

softwarefiend said:
YES IT IS UR RIGHT


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August 4, 2009 3:08:34 PM

""""YOU CAN TELL MY THE WAY I USED TO TALK IM A WOMANS MAN NO TIME TO WALK"""""


-Barry Gibb
August 4, 2009 3:10:31 PM

DO YOU LIKE DIS SONG:::



Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.

Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!

No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel ...

Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...

That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.

It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.

They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.

Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.

Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
June 22, 2010 2:50:55 PM

WingDing was riding a bum
The anus was bloody and numb
He thrust his foul length
With all of his strength
And filled the poor arse with his cum.
June 23, 2010 9:51:10 AM

I'm not touching this one.
June 23, 2010 10:06:47 AM

I was referring to my recent session with you during your three-day cadaver phase.

Hey, why are you walking so funny?
June 23, 2010 11:02:55 AM

If that is what you were referring to, then you were taking massive artistic license.

'The anus was bloody and numb' for example: it most definitely was not numb, and it stopped being an anus after a while, and instead became something similar to that mine in Kimberley.
June 23, 2010 12:22:06 PM

.....which explains your awkward gait....
June 23, 2010 2:42:02 PM

Considering my left leg was separated from my right by about 800M of pit, 'awkward' is a total understatement.
June 23, 2010 5:06:33 PM

I bet when you take a dump it doesn't even touch the sides.
June 23, 2010 6:23:10 PM

Just trickles down his leg in a provocative manner.
June 24, 2010 8:16:27 AM

Not even. Just *Phaaart - splat*.
June 24, 2010 8:47:47 AM

Cool. An anal blowpipe.
June 27, 2010 1:06:27 PM

I'll stick with Rizla if it's all the same to you...
June 27, 2010 5:31:42 PM

It's all you can afford.
June 28, 2010 7:53:03 AM

*doesn't say anything, just watches the circus going past*
June 28, 2010 6:09:43 PM

Given that the animals are all your dads creation does that not just make him the glorified ring master?
June 29, 2010 9:23:42 PM

More like a glorified ringpiece.
July 1, 2010 6:45:58 PM

Out of your league then...
July 1, 2010 8:22:25 PM

I'll take that as a compliment.
July 4, 2010 8:03:58 PM

I thought you'd take it the same way you would a menstruating Llama?
July 4, 2010 9:52:30 PM

You mean inverted with triple tuck and pike?
July 5, 2010 6:58:35 PM

This is the holly ring piece from beyond planet sphincter and the best you can come up with is a triple tuck and pike? Standards are dropping faster than Greek wages round here.
July 5, 2010 8:55:52 PM

...*walks away, dejected*... :( 
July 6, 2010 3:22:08 PM

Walk? You should be crawling, Sir.
July 6, 2010 8:58:49 PM

...*crawls up AVs arse*...
July 6, 2010 9:19:39 PM

Say hello to those hamsters that got lost up there wingy.
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