How Much to Get You Out of Bed

[Archean]

Motivating yourself to get out of bed with that abstract threat of a smaller paycheck may not be enough. If that’s the case, then the “Shredder Clock” might be what you need.

I am sure this can be ranked in top 5 silliest innovations.

 

[wanamingo]

This thing is totally not used for an alarm clock. A real snoozer wouldn't use this.

One thing i can think of using this for is a plot device. It would allow you to destroy any paper remotely at a time of your choosing.

"Ive belt fed all of your rare baseball cards into this device and will begin shredding at a rate of one an hour, until you hit snooze."