Forget D]|[ and HL2, This requires REAL power!

TheGreatGrapeApe · Sep 20, 2003

So you think that D]|[ and HL2 are the must have titles of the next year, eh?

Wrong!

You GOTS ta' get <A HREF="http://www.jesusfreakin.com/" target="_new">THIS</A>!

And the rivers flowed with the blood of the righteous!
Sounds like the perfect tag line, eh!?!?!

- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp (or internet account) ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new">RED GREEN</A> GA to SK :evil:

daddywags214 · Sep 20, 2003

Well, that's thorughly awful Grape.

Where do you dig this stuff up???

nVidia cheated on me so I left her for ATi. ATi's hotter anyway...

TheGreatGrapeApe · Sep 20, 2003

I don't know they just come to me in a vision. Like the Burning CPU.

And the God said unto him, go forth and get 2 of every video card and Bench the Puppies! So he did, and they called him Borsti! :evil:

- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp (or internet account) ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new">RED GREEN</A> GA to SK :evil:

daddywags214 · Sep 21, 2003

You're a sick, sick, man, Grape. God be with you, my son.

nVidia cheated on me so I left her for ATi. ATi's hotter anyway...

homer · Sep 21, 2003

that is thourally offensive and immature. That said, how much time do you thin I would get in purgatory for playing that? 200 years? hmm... maybe

TheGreatGrapeApe · Sep 21, 2003

Hey I didn't write it, I just wanna play it (while breaking a commandment [thou shalt not steal sounds about right]. :evil:

)

Let he amongst you who is without sin cast the first GRENADE!

I'm feeling very devilish today after having seen <A HREF="http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworld/" target="_new">Underworld</A>. Liked it alot, good flick, Kate looked Great (Mmm Patent-Leather, SEXY! :evil:

), and think IT would make a great game (especially Multi-Player), along the lines of Alien vs Predator maybe.
Can't wait for the Porn Version, UnderWear!

Seriously, am I alone in thinking women in P-Leather and Guns is very hot, especially one's with nice accents. Carie-Anne Moss and Kate Beckinsale. Mmmm-MMmm!

EDIT: Actually it appears there is an Underworld mod for HL availible on <A HREF="http://www.sonypictures.com/movies/underworld/" target="_new">their site</A>.

- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp (or internet account) ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new">RED GREEN</A> GA to SK :evil:

Edited by TheGreatGrapeApe on 09/20/03 09:42 PM.

eden · Sep 21, 2003

I seriously hope for the sake of this forum's humor sanity that you all didn't get offended.

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eden · Sep 21, 2003

I thought I was one of the few who found Trinity absolutely hot.

Rock on, Ducati+Trinity!

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TheGreatGrapeApe · Sep 21, 2003

Yes, too true.

I would have prefered a Triumph or Bimota, but Ducati is respectable.

And yes, I hope no one is offended by it. I think it looks interesting, and if it weren't for the violence I'd say it was created by his followers. Perhaps it's a rare Doom/Revelations Sect. I still wanna play it cause it looks wacky. It'd be like a Santa FPS. Cool!

- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp (or internet account) ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new">RED GREEN</A> GA to SK :evil:

eden · Sep 21, 2003

Reminds me of Bible Blaster in the Simpsons! Quick, convert the Lutherans!

Oh and that would also entice the new generation go Christian, by showing how cool Jesus is!

:lol:

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TheGreatGrapeApe · Sep 21, 2003

And that last statement reminds me of Buddy-Jesus from DOGMA (great flick!)

- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp (or internet account) ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new">RED GREEN</A> GA to SK :evil:

Willamette_sucks · Sep 21, 2003

GRAPE!!! I want to see Underworld so bad, I almost saw it with some friends this weekend but we didn't. Kate was exaclty what I was looking forward too

Holy crap shes hot.

And yeah, thats quite an offensive site/game, but unlike some I can laugh at stuff I disagree with, just like I laugh at jokes about white people (I'm white). 'Cause when they're in hell, they wont be makin any more jokes!!! Lol.

Purgatory eh? Catholics confuse me. You realise that normal PEOPLE made up all those rules and things, such as Purgatory, and The Pope. Not God speaking through people, like the apostles, and not God himself, like Jesus, JUST people. We can pray directly to God all we like, we don't have to pray through anyone. And I can eat meat on fridays (or whatever that things about).

"Mice eat cheese." - Modest Mouse

"Every Day is the Right Day." -Pink Floyd

TheGreatGrapeApe · Sep 21, 2003

IF you want to confuse yourself worse about it. Go to the vatican and check out all the WEALTH that's there, and all the art (some of which was defaced by the clergy [offensive member]) and think to yourself, man all this loot really coulda fed/clothed alot of people.
That's what did it for me. Done with organized religion.

Ohh well, I think God's got a sense of humour and he doesn't sweat the small stuff, to busy with the really bad people.

Anywhoo, that's my personal point of view, not that I ever meant this to become a big theological debate.

- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp (or internet account) ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new">RED GREEN</A> GA to SK :evil:

sodapopinski · Sep 22, 2003

Oh no! This site caused a major fight over at the gone gold forums. Well, hopefully people here will see it for what it is... a joke... and, I would add, a rather funny one. Anyways...

cleeve · Sep 22, 2003

I wonder if one of the available weapons is the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch?

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TheGreatGrapeApe · Sep 22, 2003

Run Away, Run Away!

- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp (or internet account) ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new">RED GREEN</A> GA to SK :evil:

jihiggs · Sep 22, 2003

is that actually going to be a game? thats really strange.

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Gastrian · Sep 23, 2003

I have no problem laughing at this type of stuff even though I'm part of the Christ Brigade. I can just picture that game having an NRA logo attached to it.

"Guns don't kill people. Messiahs do"

Vapor · Sep 23, 2003

that might just be the most highly anticipated game of the year...

TKS · Sep 23, 2003

Well, since purgatory doesn't exist...I wouldn't worry about it.

Nvidia, the way it's meant to be benchmarked.

TheGreatGrapeApe · Sep 23, 2003

Wait, I thought New Jersey was Purgatory?

Oh well, I guess my 'Lonely Planet USA' can't know everything!

- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp (or internet account) ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new">RED GREEN</A> GA to SK :evil:

marneus · Sep 25, 2003

Only if there is a baddie called 'the white rabbit' with big pointy teeth !!! [grin] (damn, new smilie required here !!!)

Trust me I know what I'm doing... ooops, grab the cat...

HardWareBoss · Sep 25, 2003

It is.

Forget D]|[ and HL2, This requires REAL power!

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