The Ten Reasons

Here are the 10 reasons that you were kicked out of Computer School.

10) You watered the green boards in hopes that they would grow.
9) You taped up all of the slots on your case to keep any memory from leaking.
8) You put a space heater next to your PC to keep it from freezing.
7) You used white out on your monitor.
6) You fed your mouse cheese.
5) You broke the CD ROM tray while using it as a cup holder.
4) You 'tenderized' your hard drive.
3) You starched your floppy drive.
2) You disinfected your entire system by dousing it with rubbing alcohol when you thought that your system had a virus.
1) You replaced your teacher's can of compressed air with a can of silly string.

But you're still in luck because you still have job offers to sit at a tech-support hotline.

-Computers are like little kids. They don't do what you tell them to, and they act up for no reason.

That's nice.

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