Holy crap this is funny as hell!

[Willamette_sucks]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

Holy freaking crap, had me crying for hours.

Have fun experimenting with it.
To keep it from getting old, copy/paste text documents, articles, and things from forums such as this one and see what comes out (and compare it to the original). Holy crap it's hillarious!

Me: are you saying I can't provide?
Me: cause I know I can provide.
Me: oh and I can provide money too
Rachel: why do we need money when we can just stay in our room and have sex all day?

 

[Willamette_sucks]

Heres a translation of Grapes catalyst comparison post.

"W3L AFTAR M3NTIONNG IT BFORA AND WONDERNG A LITL3 BIT ABOUT IT MYSALF I SP3NT MOST OF MAH DAY WATCHNG CFL AND NFL FOTBAL AND DURNG TEH COMARCIAL BR3AKS I DECIED 2 BNCHMARK DA VARIOUS CATALYST VERSION 2 SE IF WE CAN GAT A LITLE INFO ON SO WUT DA IMPROV3MANTS!!!11! WTF WAL I DIDNT HAEV DA TIEM OR DA DESIER 2 DO SCRENEIS (OR EV3N 2 PAY 2 MUCH ATENTION 2 DA BNCHMARKS AS THAY RAN) 2 DO IQ COMPARISONS BUT I THOUGHT ID GAT U GUYS A FEW BNCHMARKS AT MAH R960S S2K SPED!111 OMG WTF
ID LIEK 2 M3NTION TAHT I BNCHAD WIT TEH CAT 391!!! LOL FIRST (AS IT WAS ALREADY ON MAH SYSTEM) AND THAN I WORKED MAH WAY BAK 2 IT FROM DA CAT 34
I!!11!! WTF LOL NOTIECD A SPECIFIC ISUE (ONA OF TWO DA OTHAR IS TEH DNR) WHIEL DONG MAH FIRST RUN OF BNCHEIS11!! LOL 3DMK03 KEPT CRASHNG FOR ME DURNG CPU TEST 1 AND ALWAYS ABOUT 10-15 SECONDS IN2 TEH SCEN3!!!!!1 OMG LOL I TREID A WHOL3 BUNCH OF THNGS INCLUDNG CHANGNG FSB LETNG TEH SYST3M COL DOWN FOR 30 MINS CLEANNG TEH HEATSINKS WIT ARE ETC111!11! OMG LOL FINALY I DECIEDD 2 DISABL3 FAST WRIETS WHICH I THOUGHT HAD B3N FIEXD BY NOT GONG WIT TEH OMEGA DRIEVRS11!!1!! OMG WTF LOL WEL IT APAARS THEIR STIL AND ISU3!!!! OMG WTF DISABLED FASTWRIETS AND TH3N TEH PROBLEM DISAPEAERD (DESPIET HAVNG TEH LAETST 4-N-1 DRIEVRS FROM VIA)1!!!11! OMG LOL HOWAVAR I NEVER HAD 2 DO TAHT BFORE WHIEL BNCHNG WIT 3DMK03 SO I DACEID 2 CHEK TAHT OUT!!!1!! WTF IT APAARS TAHT CAT 341!!1!1 LOL HAD NO PROBL3M RUNNG 3DMK03 WIT AND WITHOUT FAST WRIETS (328 WIT / 3293 WITHOUT) HOWAVAR 3ACH V3RSION OF TEH CATALYST DRIEVRS AFTER 3711111!1! OMG SEMS 2 CAUSA CRASH3S (I DIDNT CHAK 3511!!!1 WTF LOL DUA 2 TIEM CONSTRANETS) WIT FAST WRIETS 3NABLK3D1!111 WTF LOL SO I JUST THOUGHT ID L3T U KNOW ABOUT TAHT 3XPEREINCE (LIEKLY DA TRUA SOURCA OF MAH MOZILA PROBL3MS AND NOT TEH ACTUAL MOZILA BTA)1!!!11! OMG WTF WHEN IT WUD CRASH 3V3N WIT 381!!!! AND 39111! OMG WTF VPU RECOVERY DID NOT COMA ON (OR WAS OFER3D) IT JUST HARD LOAKAD FOR ABOUT 10 SECONDS AND THEN REBOT3D!!!11 WTF LOL JUST FYI SMAL ISU3 A LITL3 ANOYNG WHEN U DONT KNOW WUT IT IS

OK1!11!1 OMG TAHT SADE HER3 IT GOES STARTNG WIT SPECS"

Me: are you saying I can't provide?
Me: cause I know I can provide.
Me: oh and I can provide money too
Rachel: why do we need money when we can just stay in our room and have sex all day?

 

[TheGreatGrapeApe]

Hey, I want Royalties! :tongue:

Yeah that is cool. I'm going to use it on moday to write to a former co-worker I know in Toronto. When he writes back and says the stuff was garbled I'll write back saying it must be his end. Then I'll have another co-worker send another e-mail to him. And then a Friend in T.O. send one to him. I can't wait to see his reaction.

Ah a new source of entertainment!

Thanks WS.

- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp <i>(or internet account)</i> ! <A HREF="http://www.redgreen.com" target="_new"><font color=green>RED</font color=green> <font color=red>GREEN</font color=red></A> GA to SK

 

[speeduk]

ROFL. Look what fun this is.

N/M they deleted the thread lmao

My system spec: Fast PC<A HREF="http://service.futuremark.com/compare?2k1=7000747" target="_new"> 3D-2001 </A>
"It's not the spoon that bends, it's only yourself." <P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by speeduk on 11/15/03 03:01 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

 

[HardWareBoss]

Where the heck did you find that?

 

[Willamette_sucks]

I searched on google for "the best page in the universe", and of course Maddox's page (http://maddox.xmission.com) was the first listing, then at like number four was The Most Random Page on the Web, and this was a link off of that. Then a ways down there was "The Second Best Page in the Universe", which is a maddox look alike, its kind of like a tribute site. It's also hillarious.

Me: are you saying I can't provide?
Me: cause I know I can provide.
Me: oh and I can provide money too
Rachel: why do we need money when we can just stay in our room and have sex all day?

 

[flamethrower205]

Lol, why didn't u say u wanted one?? I wrote one a few months ago except it does even more advanced l337! I tried it on War and Peace and it worked!! Anyone wanna read it? Heheh

The one and only "Monstrous BULLgarian!"

 

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