Quote:
Michael: There was nothing wrong with my name, until I was about 12 years old and that no talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys!
Samir: Well, why don't you just go by 'Mike' instead of 'Michael'?
Michael: No way, why should I change? He's the one who sucks!
HAHAHAHA!
Bob # 1: "I celebrate his entire catalogue."
Don't think Michael Bolton sucks anymore, he's redeemed himself quite well.