If I were a mod...

[Slava]

Dedicated to the greatest of grape apes.

If I were a mod

There would be no bias

If I were a mod

There would be no PEEPs

If I were a mod

Posters would use spell-check

If I were a mod

There would be no bragging

If I were a mod

This would not be a place for e-penis contests

If I were a mod

Posters would be courteous

If I were a mod

I WOULD BAN MYSELF!

Is there a second?

<font color=green>"The creative powers of English morphology are pathetic compared to what we find in other languages." (Steven Pinker, The Language Instinct)</font color=green>

 

[Woodman]

Alas...

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Wanted: Wet Nurse needed for 25 yr old male. Will not mind if taken advantage of.

 

[TheGreatGrapeApe]

If I were a Tree....


- You need a licence to buy a gun, but they'll sell anyone a stamp <i>(or internet account)</i> ! - <font color=green>RED </font color=green> <font color=red> GREEN</font color=red> GA to SK

 

[Vapor]

If I were a mod, I'd be a voltmod.

Maxtor disgraces the six letters that make Matrox.

 

[flamethrower205]

and you'd like it.

SEX is like math. Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and hope you dont multiply

 

[Titanion]

"If I were Othello, I would not be Iago."

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