You can try undervolting if you find a software program to do so. (I doubt the BIOS will let you) Replace the thermal paste? Use it in a walk in freezer
I believe I looked into this before, but it might have been for Linux specifically. I'll do some more research and see if there is at least anything on the Windows end.
Take the bottom cover off and drill some holes on it, then put it back on.
Why didn't I think of this?
I'll probably do this as a last resort since I did at one plan on reselling this. But then again, how much could I get out of it?
Loving the answers!