Is this you???

This evening at the movies, I was unlucky enough to have a certain individual sit next to me. He was what I believe to be the stereotypical computer nerd. You know the guy I'm talking about. He was about 26 years old, fat, very pale white, had glasses, messy hair, and had a beard but it wasn't a full beard, it had bare spots so it looked all ratty. If you can't grow a full beard, don't try. His old, white T-shirt with the food stains on the front barely reached down to his shorts so his gut hung out slightly in the front and you could see his underwear and his asss crack in the back. He looked like he still lived with his parents and has yet to get laid. And worst of all he smelled. You know the smell, not a full-blown B.O. after-a-workout smell, but that three-day-old, fat-sweat smell.

Now, I say that he is my idea of the stereotypical computer nerd because I have seen many hard-core computer junkies that look exactly like this.
And since this is a computer nerd heaven, here is a word to the wise: If the statements in this post describe you, PLEASE CLEAN YOURSELF UP!!!!!!! Contrary to what you think, that stained T-shirt not-completely-covering-your-gut look is not exactly a chick magnet.

Me so horny, me love you long time!

if you see a sign that says "SAY NOT TO CRACK" and it reminds you to pull up your pants, you might be redneck



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I'm pale, and my nickname is "King-Belly".

Do I qualify?

LOL

I live in a college town, and there's plenty of EE or compsci people walking around. It's funny.....there's not too many 'large' EE/compsci females in this area, but every one of them are whiter-than-white.

It's a guy thing.

I know what sort of person you are talking about, we get them in the store all the time, This one guy who comes in (he is about 18) is so fat he can barely walk, and one day an image popped into my head of him trying to wipe his arse, couldent help it, now everytime I see him I think of that, talk about gross

(whispering)

i think this thread has gone too far.....

Where do you work? I'll learn any programming languages I have to so I can come work with sexy computer nerd chicks!

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Apple? Macintosh? What are these strange words you speak?

3 of them are seriously hot, 2 blondes, 1 brunette, all 3 tall & sexy



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Look at the size of that thing!

Where I work is the downside, Swindon is where they dump all the crud from the rest of the uk. Everyone lives 20+ miles from work. The only claims to fame that Swindon has is the world's most confusing roundabout and a free supply of second hand syringes available on the ground in any park you can find.

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Look at the size of that thing!

Sweet, you have an awsome job....

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hehe... think you could get us some pics....

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that's an awsome idea!!! So Gog, you up for it... (hint: say yes)

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they would never know...

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there you have it - how long it took him to think of that we will never know. Witty non the less.
1 small detail you missed out
If the candy plate had to be placed at a lower altitude to prevent the candy from expanding - why put it on the floor - you can't use it as a mirror if it has candy on it and you can't leave it on the floor to stop the candy expanding if there ain't no candy on it.

If it ain't broke don't fix it
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haha, that is the most awe-insprinig piece of conivery i have heard in a long time. nice idea

eh, i'll procrastinate later...

You are just a professional perv mate. You're gonna get locked up one day. Bet you get slapped on a night out tryin to chat up birds. NO - I'ed be suprised/

If it ain't broke don't fix it
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**LOL** Hmm ...

I suppose one could also hide the camera along side some other excess computer parts in a slightly open bottom drawer in a cabinet under a desk and then have something printed out laid on the desk above cabinet with the slightly open drawer. You'd have to run the cable in through the back of the cabinet probably, but it could be done. And you'd have to get the recording running early and then minimize it, so you would have to do some video editing later to remove the boring waiting part.

Then ask her for her opinion on whatever it was that you printed out. If she decides to, at the least she has to come over to pick it up, so you get at least a few seconds of a good shot there.

With any luck if you stand near her she'll stand right there and read the whole thing giving you a few minutes of a good shot.

Err ...

Not that anyone should do this.

Yeah. Because that'd just be wrong.

Or something.



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Yeah, I've seen the ads for those cameras. They were part of a plan I once had for a college sorority/dorm thing where if you signed away the rights to your privacy you could stay there for a reduced rate, and if you did special photo shoots you could stay there for free. Heh heh. Of course there would have to be a complimentary web site with a few feebie teasers but requiring membership for the really fun stuff.

But I never had the nerve to try and run that business. Especially because I'd have needed funding for it and I couldn't imagine any bank being willing to loan me the money for a project like that.

Besides, my wife probably wouldn't have appreciated it. [ROFL]

Oh, and a suggestion for your autosig. Instead of:
I see stupid post. They're posted like everyone else. They don't even know there stupid!

You might want to try:
I see stupid posts. They're posted like everyone else's. They don't even know they're stupid!

or try:
I see stupid people. They're posting like everyone else. They don't even know they're stupid!

Technically, it should probably even say they don't even know that they're stupid, but I'm not sure if that would fit into the 100 character limit.

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Am I the only person who thought this was the most random thing ever?



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That had a strange, but easily followable progression, though. This was just out of the blue.



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ROTFLMAO

Wives, can't live with them, can't shoot them.

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Look at the size of that thing!

So I'm a freak. He hehe ehe um... anyway my mind wonders a lot. I just type as it comes or goes. I think that dorm idea would be great. i noticed nobody told me my idea was completely or partialy insane?!?!

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I'm getting quite good at it these days actually. The difficult bit is when you're out with her and a few babes walk past. A practiced individual will manage to have one eye looking to the left while speaking to your girl, and the other eye to the right ogling the women. Don't try this at home!

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Or just comment on her shoes.

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