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FatBurger   07-20-2001 at 10:28:44 PM

Ok, I'm soon to start a poll so everyone can pick the winner of my little signature contest. The problem is, I want to make sure I didn't miss anybody, so if you've mentioned a possibility, PM it to me to make sure I have it, and remember who said it.
New submissions welcome, of course.

Come on people, this is a REAL PRIZE. I'm not going to send you a bloody online greeting card or something stupid. In fact, I'll even give you some options, and you can pick what you want. I'm that generous :)

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Whoever thinks up a good sig for me gets a prize :wink:

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Stick_e_Mouse   07-20-2001 at 11:51:04 PM
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Whats the prize(s) again???

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FatBurger   07-21-2001 at 12:15:02 AM
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I'm not totally sure yet, I'll post a list to choose from when I start the poll.

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Crashman   07-21-2001 at 01:02:53 AM
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"Move over Meltdown, now there's something meatier!"
Or "forget the health fad, eat more FatBurger!"
Or "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a FatBurger today!"
Or "Billions and Billions Served!"

Video killed my Radio Card!

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Negaverse23   07-21-2001 at 04:07:56 AM
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Real Player?

=
<font color=green><i>IRQ 12 reserved for THG.</i></font color=green>

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camieabz   07-21-2001 at 04:53:58 AM
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"I'm glad I got the syllables this way round"

"Buy me and stop one"

"Looking for a Mad Cow"

"With or without cheese I'm 90% beef"

<b>
"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby." :wink:
</b>

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rcf84   07-21-2001 at 05:13:25 AM
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"
Soup is good
Ham = Spam
Soup + ham = Soup + Spam
"

Nice Intel and AMD users get a Cookie.... :smile: Yummy :smile:

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Stick_e_Mouse   07-21-2001 at 06:20:51 AM
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Will you pay for shipping when I win??

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Mavicator   07-21-2001 at 06:54:23 AM
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"Just like a regular burger, only fatter!"

-- Ah sh*t! sys64738 --

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rcf84   07-21-2001 at 07:12:45 AM
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It doesn't invole russian mail order brides right ???

Nice Intel and AMD users get a Cookie.... :smile: Yummy :smile:

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Stick_e_Mouse   07-21-2001 at 07:14:09 AM
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"The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them."

"Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure." - I can't hear you. I have a banana in my ear.

"I am what I eat."

"Sacred cows make the best burgers."

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TheAntipop   07-21-2001 at 07:25:23 AM
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I think Crashman should get the prize for the most creative signature.
As for you I think you should go for the classic "...in the butt."

eh, i'll procrastinate later...

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Stick_e_Mouse   07-21-2001 at 07:33:35 AM
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"It's not the amount of mad cow in the burger, it's the amount of burger you can make from mad cows."

"Oderint dum metuant."-Let them hate me provided they fear me.

"Would you like that with or without mad cow?"

"Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children."



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Anonymous   07-21-2001 at 05:22:19 PM
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ok,
How about:

"Want fries with that"!!!
or
"Flame grilled inside"
or
"Been in 3 countries and I end up a burger"
or
"How do you get three blue guys to change a light bulb? Give them a vacuum cleaner"
or
" I have been flamed, I have been grilled, I have had fat added"
or
"Quarter pounder inside"

Oh well heheheh

Gimme gimme prize!!!

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Anonymous   07-21-2001 at 05:29:43 PM
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"No pickles & no MSG, just 100% pure beef "
or
"I want you in my belly"


whatever.

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Shocwavez   07-21-2001 at 06:33:20 PM
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"I LOVE FATBURGERS. They taste like chicken"

:tongue: <font color=green> I LOVE INTEL. It tastes like chicken </font color=green>

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kal326   07-21-2001 at 11:27:56 PM
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"If we let curiosity kill the cat, then why don’t we let the same apply to humans?"

Screw overclocking my comps got <font color=red>NOS</font color=red>! Point and click interface by Smith and Wesson

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kal326   07-21-2001 at 11:28:35 PM
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"If at first you don't succeed, blame VIA."

Screw overclocking my comps got <font color=red>NOS</font color=red>! Point and click interface by Smith and Wesson

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kal326   07-21-2001 at 11:35:46 PM
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You have an inferiority complex, but it isn't a very good one.

Screw overclocking my comps got <font color=red>NOS</font color=red>! Point and click interface by Smith and Wesson

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dhlucke   07-22-2001 at 09:07:35 AM
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Fatburger. Can't live with him. Just shot him.

<font color=red>Yeah, I took a crap on your lawn. Whatcha gonna do about it?</font color=red>

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camieabz   07-22-2001 at 11:17:23 AM
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"My barbeques are great!"

<b>
"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby." :wink:
</b>

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camieabz   07-22-2001 at 06:31:31 PM
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How about

"Boycott me and save a tree"

or

"100% Prime P.C. technician"

<b>
"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby." :wink:
</b>

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Anonymous   07-23-2001 at 05:46:56 AM
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<b>"Tick of approval from the heart foundation"</b>


(C-copywrite! )<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by scotty3303 on 07/23/01 11:27 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

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FatBurger   07-23-2001 at 10:18:37 PM
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Quote :

It doesn't invole russian mail order brides right ???



No, it doesn't. But I can arrange that for a small fee, if anyone is interested...J/k

Anyway, yes I'll pay for shipping on the prize. Otherwise, it wouldn't be much of a prize. Actually, it might not be much of a prize anyway, but oh well :)

There are some really good submissions here. I'll start the poll at the end of the week, and announce the choices for prizes then.

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Whoever thinks up a good sig for me gets a prize :wink:

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slvr_phoenix   07-23-2001 at 10:38:35 PM
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Hmm ...

"No one wants a thin burger anyway."
"Overclocking: He who smelt it, burned it."
"To C#, or not to C#."
"At least I'm not SPAM."
"One more invalid dword out of you and I'll byte your header off."
"5318008" (It may not make sense now, but look at it upside-down an a calculator.)
"My other computer is a TI-xx." (Enter whichever TI calc you prefer.)
"X86, it's not the best way to process data, it's just the cheapest way."
"404 ERROR: Signature not found"
"FatBurger: Faster than a speeding electron, Able to leap tall addresses in a single bound."
"If you think this signature is ugly, you should see the one I put on snail mail."

<pre><font color=orange>Sunnova</font color=orange> <font color=blue>Beach</font color=blue>, <i>ain't life a beach?</i></pre><p>

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slvr_phoenix   07-23-2001 at 10:40:18 PM
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And the one that will (probably) never win:

"FatBurger, giving one-handed typists a bad name."

<pre><font color=orange>Sunnova</font color=orange> <font color=blue>Beach</font color=blue>, <i>ain't life a beach?</i></pre><p>

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Stick_e_Mouse   07-24-2001 at 06:23:17 AM
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I think you should decide who is the winner insetead of a poll since its very easy to cheat that way.

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Anonymous   07-24-2001 at 06:27:39 AM
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:cool: Hey Josh, how didya get the name Fatburger anyway?

<font color=blue>Is there a forum </font color=blue><font color=purple>for forum addiction?</font color=purple>

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silverpig   07-24-2001 at 06:56:27 AM
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How about:

"100% american beef"
"Once you've had fat, you'll never go back" (ala fat bastard)
"Old McDonald had a farm e-i-e-i-o. And on that farm he shot some guys..." (ala The Usual Suspects)
"Can you get rich and famous sitting in front of a computer? How do you define rich and famous?" (ala Gibson)
"Micro$oft, inspiring cries of F#*@ since Windows 95" (again, ala Gibson)

Lyrics. Wasted time between solos.

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Anonymous   07-24-2001 at 02:32:57 PM
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Since Iam on here at least 25 hrs a day I would win right?

<font color=blue>Is there a forum </font color=blue><font color=purple>for forum addiction?</font color=purple>

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Stick_e_Mouse   07-24-2001 at 08:35:02 PM
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lol!
probably not! =)

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FatBurger   07-24-2001 at 10:48:18 PM
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Well as for the story of how I got the nickname, I can give you a link to a webpage I made several years ago. It's ugly, don't laugh. And ignore the pics of me, they're a couple years old.
<A HREF="http://www.geocities.com/fattyburger/story.html" target="_new">Here</A> you go.


I still want to start a poll, and you can only vote once in polls, in case you didn't realize.

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Whoever thinks up a good sig for me gets a prize :wink:

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agpport   07-25-2001 at 02:44:05 AM
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"bleached blondie infesting australia"



_________________________________________
.your signature is wasting perfectly good bandwidth.

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agpport   07-25-2001 at 02:45:25 AM
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"Only in it for the post-count"

_________________________________________
.your signature is wasting perfectly good bandwidth.

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Anonymous   07-25-2001 at 06:00:35 PM
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oh oh oh, try this one....

"Can get me anytime at your local drive through"

or
"I use to be @ a drive through, now Iam stationary @ a help desk"
"Iam @ many outlets around the world"
"King fatburger"
"Fatburger king"

My head hurts....I give up...lol


<font color=blue>Is there a forum </font color=blue><font color=purple>for forum addiction?</font color=purple>

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FatBurger   07-25-2001 at 07:17:36 PM
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I'm not in Australia anymore, but good thought.

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Anonymous   07-25-2001 at 08:24:35 PM
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How 'bout:
"Byte Me"

Plain and simple, it explains everything! :wink:

<Common Sense is a gift that some of us have returned.>

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Anonymous   07-25-2001 at 11:03:39 PM
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You can see my signature.
Here are some ideas for Half Life fans:

"Life with Snarks" by Gordon Freeman, the seqel to the bestseller "Oh, my God! It's full of snarks!" from the blockbuster movie: "2222:Oddisey 2 Black Mesa"

Or maybe you like Star Wars:

"Luke, I'm NOT youre father, I lied!"
"Well, that's cool, I gues!"
"I'm not youre father but I'm youre MOTHER!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!"


General Failure reading HDD C:
Who the f*** is General Failure and why is he reading my HDD?

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FatBurger   07-25-2001 at 11:17:03 PM
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You're right, I can see your signature...??

Anyhow, both of those are too long for a signature. 100 character limit.

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mousepotato   07-25-2001 at 11:25:28 PM
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Alright here's one for ya. Don't get mad at me, it is just in fun.

<font color=orange>Fatburgers, like most of my posts, consist mainly of bull.</font color=orange>

Obviously, you would only use this one if you can laugh at yourself.

<font color=green>I've had enough cookies.</font color=green> <font color=blue><i>Got milk?</i></font color=blue>

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FatBurger   07-25-2001 at 11:30:40 PM
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Don't worry, I can laugh at myself, but I'd probably go for the "I'm only in it for the post count" one first.

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wolverinero79   07-26-2001 at 12:10:54 AM
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You live in Portland (assuming u came back from Sydney)? What company do you work for?

Althons and Pentiums are just melted rock. Who’s rock is better? Who cares, let’s play some games

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Spdy_Gonzales   07-26-2001 at 06:00:55 AM
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AEboy128 has it: "Bergerman"

:smile: <font color=green>I wonder...what is the speed of gravity!<font color=green> :smile:

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kal326   07-26-2001 at 07:39:31 AM
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"If something malfunctions, kick it. That ALWAYS helps!"
"If at first you don't succeed, use a mallet!"
"If live gives ya lemons, demand limes and make margaritas!"
"Life would be so much better if people had CTRL, ALT, & DEL keys!"
"Life is to short for grief, regret, or bullsh|t!"
"So many programs, so little resourses!"
"FatBurger, the other white meat."

Try these, things are so much funnier when you half asleep!


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FatBurger   07-27-2001 at 08:57:30 PM
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Contest is now closed to submissions.

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FatBurger   07-30-2001 at 08:23:08 PM
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Yeup :)

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