i was bored, tell me what you think. i havnt seen a AD for mastercard in a while so the ending may be messed up. i get mixed up with those american express ads.
Windows 98: 120 dollars (picture of bootscreen)
Digital Camera: 230 dollars (shots of somebody taking family picture)
Photoshop 6: 610 dollars (picture of it loading the family picture)
Family picture being lost forever: priceless (shot of blue screen showing up)
For everything else, there is mastercard, accepted at www.linux.org and all over the world
I have a similar credit card knockoff for all you Diablo 2 fans who like to trade on Battle.net and are frustrated by the constant bid "in SOJs". Here is goes: SOJ. It's everywhere you want to be.
I was bored one day and even got the VISA logo and changed it to SOJ using photoshop, but i cant post the picture here so i guess youll all have to use your imaginations.
New computer: 2000 dollars (picture of some new computer booting up)
Photoshop 6: 610 dollars (picture of it loading some pictures)
Digital Camera: 230 dollars (scene of a guy poitning the camera at his wife and her younger hotter sister swimming in the pool outside and watching it on his computer)
Digital camera hidden in the laundry basket while the wife and her sister shower and change clothes: priceless
For everything else, there is mastercard, accepted at voyeur sites world-wide.
<pre><font color=orange>Sunnova</font color=orange> <font color=blue>Beach</font color=blue>, <i>ain't life a beach?</i></pre><p>
Heh heh. [evil grin] Here's another variant on the variant I just gave.
New computer: 2000 dollars (picture of some new computer booting up)
Photoshop 6: 610 dollars (picture of it loading some pictures)
Professional Digital Camera: 2000 dollars (scene of a guy poitning the camera at his wife and her younger hotter sister swimming in the pool outside and watching it on his computer)
Knowing when and where to use the infrared night-vision mode to see through articles of cloting: priceless (Same scene as above, only in infrared night-vision mode.)
For everything else, there is mastercard, accepted at voyeur sites world-wide.
<pre><font color=orange>Sunnova</font color=orange> <font color=blue>Beach</font color=blue>, <i>ain't life a beach?</i></pre><p>
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