I was so smashed that I....

Went out with some friends from college. Five guys, two girls. One of each were going out. The other girl was the ex of one of the guys and was pregnant (not noticeably) from one of the other guys.

We all got wasted.

The Mum, ex, Dad, Guy 5 and I went back to ex's flat for a party. Dad left after a quarrel. Guy 5 and I were supposed to sleep in a sofabed (sharing yeeuugh).

Instead, the girl and I had tremendous sex on the double bed, while her ex was passed out next to us. In the morning, the ex had moved to the sofabed and following some hungover but still decent sloppy seconds, I left and was never bothered by them about it.

BEAT THAT!

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"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby."
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No.

They wouldn't let me on.

It would have spoiled the image of British citizens everywhere. Reserved and all that.

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"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby."
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Now isn't that just the most romantic story you've ever heard? You should send that one to Ann Landers and see if she prints it as one of her "how we met" stories haha.

Lyrics. Wasted time between solos.

Well this isnt as bad as the rest, but given the circumstances its still not good. This happened beginning of last semester of college. I was friends with this one chick, which we will refer to as chick1. How had a really horny friend which we shall call chick2. Well I had know chick1 for about 6 months and had had some nice "benefits(usually involved some alcohol)" with the friendship. I had met her in March of 2000, and while visiting her house during the summer of 2000 I meet chick2. Well in the fall of 2000 I meet back up with chick2 in the company of chick1. Well thinks were rather weird with chick1 with the messing around and such, so I decied to try and ask her out. She freak and started say that we were just friends and sh|t. So given we were just friends and chick2 and I were kinda interested in each other we asked her if she minded if we started dating. To this day I still wonder wtf I was doing asking chick1 if that was ok. Well turns out a few days later chick2 and I start having sex and this gets back to chick1 that freaks out once again. So things go really down hill with chick1, friendship over no speaking terms. I still talked to chick2. So feb of 2001 rolls around. I get invited to an anti valetines day party at the apartment of chick2. Turns out chick1 and all the girls from her dorm room were going to be there as well. I didnt mind this because I was kinda wanting to get back to talking with chick1. Well it turns out I got really really hammered playing a drinking game as did chick3 one of chick1's roommate. Well it turns out that chick3 and I were getting rather friendly on the couch right in front of chick2 and chick1. Another one of chick1's roommates broke us up and they all left. Leaving me, chick2, a bisexual married couple, and a gay guy that I knew through another female friend. So right before chick2 was topless, the guys wife was topless, and I had played with the tits of both chicks. I quickly left however then the gay guy approached me. Even hammered off my A$$ I dont swing that way. I dont think I got drunk for a good 6 months after that night. My friend pick me up and dropped me off at another party after that little get together. And that is my really really dumb drunk adventure.

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