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Ron Jr. wrote:
> take off one of those zero's on each FS post and you'll get some buyers
>
> $1450?
> it better be NIB!!
>
> ronald
>
RON JR. - WHY DOES NIB INTEREST YOU? WHY DO YOU ASK STUPID QUESTIONS ABOUT
MONEY YOU DON'T PUT ON THE TABLE? YOU ARE NOT IN MY WORLD. I PLONK YOU
FROM MY RGVAC USENET GROUP, AND MY INTERNET, AND YOUR WIFE, TOO, WHO HAS
ANGERED ME BY MARRYING A MAN WHO ANGERS ME.
DO I LIST NIB'S FOR SALE? DO I ADVERTISE BARGAINS FOR NIB'S?
NO NIBS HERE FOR YOU. I ONLY ADVERTISE "RARE RARE RARE!"
NO NIBS.
I WILL NOT SELL TO YOU, I THINK YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND NIB'S FROM RARE RARE RARE!
AND THIS ANGERS ME AND FORCES ME TO PINCH MY POOR SICK DOG'S UNDERBELLY UNTIL
HE CRIES AND CURSES YOUR NAME IN DOG TALK.
REMOVE YOURSELF FROM MY INTERNET NOW BEFORE I AM FORCED TO CALL YOU AN OBSCENITY
BY ANY LOCAL STANDARDS.
I DO NOT SELL NIBS, MR. BARGAIN HUNTER, MR. COLLECTOR EXPERT WHO CAN BUY SUCH A
MACHINE FOR PERHAPS DOZENS OF DOLLARS LESS. PERHAPS I DATE YOUR NUBILE AND INNOCENT
DAUGHTER NEXT WEEK, AND YOU'LL OFFER ME SOME "NIB'LETS" FOR DINNER AS I EXPLAIN
YOUR SINS IN NO UNCERTAIN TERMS AS YOU MUST ACCEPT ME AS YOUR NEW SON IN LAW AND YOUR
DAUGHTER THE NEWEST MEMBER OF MY HAREM - IN RETURN FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION I WILL GIVE
HER STRETCH MARKS AND CAUSE HER LOSS OF SELF ESTEEM. I LAUGH NOW AT THIS THOUGHT -
YOUR DISCOMFORT IS LIKE A WARM AND MOIST BREATH ON MY PERINEUM.
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW, MR. QUESTION ASKER - ARE YOU HAPPY THAT YOU'VE CAUSED
YOUR DAUGHTER SO MUCH PAIN?
S.W.