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anyone seen the new intel commercial yet? Gay assed aliens looking at stuff, they find the Penitum4 and all of a sudden their ship goes like 234058089x faster and crap. More bullshitz from the Intel Marketing team.

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Heh. I'm sheltered.

I've yet to see one ntel commercial with the blue guys in it. I've heard about them all over the net, and seen static pictures on the news sites. My corner of America must have banned all of them...

<font color=blue>I hacked Msft, and all I got was this lousy source code.....</font color=blue>

Reply to ejsmith2

Lol. Same here.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Dont like it dont watch it or does AMD dumb you up soo much you cant use yer remote no mores?

-Spuddy

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Reply to Anonymous
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Why does Intel make commercials anyway? I mean who on the planet hasn't heard the word "Pentium" yet?

AMD technology + Intel technology = Intel/AMD Pentathlon IV; the <b>ULTIMATE</b> PC processor

Reply to AMD_Man

My grandfather who lives in Bulgaria and herds sheep/owns a farm hasn't even heard of a computer;).

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Reply to Flamethrower205
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Ok, let me repharse that. Who in the industrialized world (where the commericals are seen) hasn't heard of the word "Pentium" yet?

AMD technology + Intel technology = Intel/AMD Pentathlon IV; the <b>ULTIMATE</b> PC processor

Reply to AMD_Man

"hasn't even heard of a computer"

*whew*

I don't know about that one. I could definately live without telephones; probably cars too; I'm kinda iffy on power tools. But I don't know what the heck I'd do without the Icewind Dale to retreat too....

<font color=blue>I hacked Msft, and all I got was this lousy source code.....</font color=blue>

Reply to ejsmith2

I haven't seen it yet, but it sounds clever. Isn't that what marketing is all about?

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Reply to jlbigguy

lol. spuddy... how come your not in ICQ anymore?

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Reply to Grizely1

Well, my friend had a cousin that lived in Bolivia, and when he came down here he freaked out. Didn't know what a TV was, computer scared the hell out of him, and so did video games.

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Reply to Grizely1

Hmmmm...

Was the guy freaked out by the vehicle he rode in too? (plane, train, auto)
Or did he hoof it?

<font color=blue>I hacked Msft, and all I got was this lousy source code.....</font color=blue>

Reply to ejsmith2

don't know..... forget about that. he drove down, but I would imagine he'd seen an old tractor or two or something along those lines.

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Reply to Grizely1

Stick him in a dodge viper :smile:

27th July 2001
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Reply to Anonymous

(Grizely, I wish you would fix your sig. It's messing up the horizontal capacity of every thread you post in)

I'm looking at buying an early 90's Subaru Imprezza with twin turbos. Apparently it can take a Viper off the line :)
$7000

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Reply to FatBurger

Intel does have really bad ads. A lot of leading companies have bad ads because they can't afford to offend anybody. Look at Coke and McDonalds. They have plain ads featuring plain stuff like clowns, bears, and music. The smaller companies have way better ads that take pot shots at the bigger companies. Pepsi and Burger King do taste tests against Coke and McDonalds because they are the standards like Intel. BTW I like Pepsi and Burger King better but somehow eat at Micky D's more often and since they have Coke I end up drinking Coke even though I like Pepsi better. WTF?

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Reply to lakedude
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He is on MSN

Nice Nvidia and ATi users get a Cookie.... :smile: Yummy :smile:

Reply to rcf84

Reference:
<A HREF="http://www.intel.com/home/pentium4/spots/" target="_new">Stupid Intel Commercial</A>

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Reply to Negaverse23

Yes that's the one.

And FatBurger, you're the only one running at 600x800.

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Reply to Grizely1
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Who remembers the hampsterdance?


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Reply to Wiggy5

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27th July 2001
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Reply to Anonymous

Actually, it's 800x600. And I'm not. I'm at 1024x768, I just don't have my browser maximized.

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Reply to FatBurger

im not changing my sig just for you cause your too lazy to maxamize your browser.

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Reply to Grizely1

Well, I'm not maximizing my browser just because you're too lazy to change your sig.

<font color=green>I post so you don't have to!
9/11 - RIP</font color=green>

Reply to FatBurger

Here I'll solve both of your problems, get a 42" plasma monitor and then it will fit and you won't have to maximize your browser. See I make a good ombudsman.

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... :smile: Yummy!! :smile:

Reply to Yahiko81

If my resolution was the same, it wouldn't make any difference. The words would be bigger, but not any different in perspective to the screen.

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9/11 - RIP</font color=green>

Reply to FatBurger

Damn, I don't care. I would just like a 42" monitor.

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... :smile: Yummy!! :smile:

Reply to Yahiko81

My monitor doesn't go over 800x600 well:( And I wish I had my GF3 right now- stupid UPS hasn't delivered it.

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