The Doctor is in.

I've noticed a lot of irregular behaviour lately in the "other" section. Must be the result of the Intel/AMD excitement (yawn).

Anyway if you need some counselling, Doctor Camieabz will be happy to listen to your secrets. No fee too high. All religeous denominations considered (yep, even Cyrix...hmmm...especially Cyrix).

Qualifications and achievements:

BA in listening.
MA in bluntness.
BSc in Markup Language.

Currently sits on the board of the committee to set up committees.
Is the unchallenged Spaced Out Penguin champ.

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Yes my boy.

1st. Share those toys! I know the committee for the set-up of committees is important to you, but you have to allow other to have a role in such things. Only this way can you learn and blossom from positive interaction.

2nd. Keep a tight leash on those lizards. Many people feel threatened by reptiles and may shun you if you don't control them.

3rd. This post count fixation is becoming dangerous. I swear to God if you don't slow down I'll get you, GET YOU! GET YOU! [-peep-]ing [-peep-] YOU THINK YOU CAN RAISE YOUR [-PEEP-]ING.......sorry what happened?

Eat well and don't smoke or drink too much.

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Less of the 'old' if you please.

No probs. That'll be 2 RAID controller cards, a PS/2 keyboard and a ISA soundcard.

Please pay by cheque or postal order to:
Camieabz c/o Fredi.

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Oh wise one, bless me with your advice.

<font color=green>I post so you don't have to!
9/11 - RIP</font color=green>

Ahhh. Notice eager young psycology students, how the post count fixated flock to the surgery for treatment.

Well they say the first step to dealing with a problem is to admitting it is there in the first place.

1st. You have to come to terms with the fact that you may not have the body of a greek god. Harsh is the truth, but it is with truth that the unhealthy are cured.

2nd. Like another I treated recently, you have what is fast becoming known in the medical profession as "Title syndrome". This starts with a post count fetish and developes into fully blown TS. The treatment will be long, but for now JUST STOP POSTING!!!

3rd. You need to stop sending "I'm Watching Gay Porn" jokes on the chat waves, you [-peep-].

Next!

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send me a box and call tag and it's really yours.

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... Yummy!!

Oh help AMDMELTDOWN while you're at it! He has horrible bunions and an incurable burning and itching sensation on his [-peep-]. He keeps picking at it until it bleeds and it's just making him irritating and more inhospitable. Please help him!


<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=blue>Bless</font color=blue> <font color=red>America!</font color=red>

ROFL

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What! You <i>buy</i> Microsoft products?
Mwaahaahaahaa!

You're nuts!

Oh and Griz...please shorten that damned sig. It makes a pigs ear of every thread.

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Hmmm. I hope you were trying to say you 'like' spam and not 'leek' spam. The latter may be a job for Dr. Bubba.

This kind of ailment was thought to have been eradicated years ago. Might be a new form of terror weapon. No joke folks. Spam is a serious matter.

I think it best you call carnivore's anonymous and see wht can be done.

Disclaimer:

Anyone taking offense to any posts (medical, psycological, or moral) should get a life!

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Hmmmmmmm
If the Lizards don't like microsoft then why do the rainbow coloured ones key stealing my keyboard keys with the little Windows emblems on them?
And why do they keep stealing my shoe laces?
I provide them with an adequate supply of electric cool-aid I demand more respect. The constant shake downs and beating maulings are taking a toll on my well being.


Don't laugh to hard I paid a dirt cheap price to get a legal oem version of WinXP Home Edition.

<A HREF="http://www.disconnect.net/underground/archives/frosted11.html" target="_new">They're Grrrrreat!</A>

Me thinks I suffer from severe boredom, I don´t know what to do really.

DO
Key$=INKEY$
IF a$=CHR$(27) THEN PRINT "It´s not over yet!" : PRINT
IF a$="1" THEN GOSUB Boring1
IF a$="2" THEN GOSUB Boring2
IF a$="3" THEN GOSUB Boring3
LOOP

Boring1:
PRINT "I am bored!"
RETURN

Boring2:
PRINT "Still bored..."
RETURN

Boring3:
PRINT "Boring."
RETURN


help.

I´m in the dark here...

I'm sending some of his big brothers over to take off your under pants and steal all of your other under pants and everyone else underpants you know unless you let the lizard go.....and when you let him go they will only take off a toe or two.

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... Yummy!!

Please take that lizard out of here. This is a Psychiatric practice. Not a Vetinary Surgery.

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Your commitee has to be approved before you can ad board members. I say motion denied. hehehe. the lizards will rule.

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... Yummy!!

And they both sleep with their patients.

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... Yummy!!

although come to think of it.. do lizards fall under the category of "animals"..
I always though they were "miscellanious".
but then i always thought rabbits were cute fluffy things with big floppy ears..
shows what thought did..

<font color=blue>What happens if you get scared half to death.... twice?</font color=blue>

i usually think about what i think about, but if you do that for long enough you start thinking about why you started thinking about what you thought about. and then you just get really confused and end up in a repetetive loop where you end up thinking about why you were thinking about why you were thinking about thinking of what you were thinking about.
now have a think about that one.

<font color=blue>What happens if you get scared half to death.... twice?</font color=blue>

They tend to do that after someone gives them to much electric kool-aid.

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... Yummy!!