Movie Quotes

Ok, everybody post their favorite movie quotes. Don't bother posting the actual name of the movie, so everyone has a chance to figure out which movie it's from.

Here's mine:

"You smell that?....You smell that?"
"Nothing else in the world smells like that, son. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had this hill bombed for *twelve hours*. And when it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one. Not one stinking dink body. But that smell; you know, that gasoline smell? The *WHOLE* hill."
"Smelled like....Victory."
"You know, some day this war's gonna end...."



Rich is the nation that has many war heroes. Long since forgotten...

I like that one too.

here's an easy one: "Now I want you to remember that no b*st*rd ever won a war by dying for his country. You won it by making the other poor dumb b*st*rd die for his country"

“Man who stand on toilet must be high on pot”-Confucius

What are you going to do, destroy me? Why?
What did we ever do to humans?
If humans don't want me, then why did they create me?

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Armitage the Third: Poly-Matrix

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"stick it up your ar$e and f*&k off while your doing it"
Withnail & I. Top movie
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Although it has a lot of good ideas, beer doesn't know anything about computers!!!

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist..."


I was wondering why no ones saying "I'll be back!"

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Hehehe

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No more ryhming I mean it..."FB's line"

<b>Dong! What did you do with grandpa's automobile? (slured)Automobile? - 16 Candles</b>

"Only one man would dare give me the rasberry... Lonestar"
Spaceballs


Try these...

"Hey do these balloons blow up into any funny shapes?"
"Not unless you think round is funny?"

or

"Okay, everybody freeze, everybody get down on the floor."
"Now which is it young feller? If we freeze we can't rightly drop and if we get down on the floor then we'll be in motion."

"Where are the tellers?"
"They're down on the floor like you told 'em Gail."
"Why'd you go using my name? CAN"T YOU KEEP FROM FORGETIN' THAT?"
"Even your code name?"
"Yah! You'd hear that? We're using code names."

<b>Dong! What did you do with grandpa's automobile? (slured)Automobile? - 16 Candles</b>

"Well I admire your honesty." "Hell I like you, you can come over my house and f*@# my sister!"

"looks like the best part of you ran down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress!"

"Did your parents have any children that lived?"

"Because you are a disgusting fatbody!"

My signature really sucks.

I must've blanked most of those lines out. I read somewhere that the drill instructor was an actual ex-DI, and got the job by reaming the director for 15 minutes straight, non-stop. Those DI's from the late 60's/early 70's were a different breed than the one's today.

I'm telling you, Comedy-Central...

Rich is the nation that has many war heroes. Long since forgotten...

Here's a bonus for all you Princess Bride fans out there: when they capture the princess in the forest, look closely at Inego (the swordfighter). He's actually a cardboard cutout, with someone standing behind it and blinking.

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What movie did you get before? Oh, Office Space, that's right.
You can just rent them, you don't have to buy them.

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Ah yes, of course. Two great movies (three, counting Princess Bride). Shoot, what was the movie I saw recently, where they business guy goes beserk and starts thrashing this shop with a baseball bat, then scares off two gang members, and takes their knife, then...

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I just recently saw it at a LAN. Didn't watch it very closely, even though some others were.

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Falling down with Micheal Douglas, awsome movie!!!

My signature really sucks.

Cool, I'll have to rent it and check that out. Recently saw a thing on on A&E or some station about screwed up scenes in movies. Like things being moved between takes so it looks like they've magically moved.

May be common knowlege but in "Raiders of the Lost Ark" you can see the cobra's reflection in a glass barrier between Harrison Ford and the snake when in the tomb with all the snakes.


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"someone standing behind it and blinking"

What the hell?

/me raises hand.

"I call bull$hit."

Rich is the nation that has many war heroes. Long since forgotten...

How many people know the 6 fingered man's first name? (without watching the movie again)

try these
1.)"I've never heard of half these guys and the ones I do know are way past their prime"
"Most of these guys never had a prime"
"this guy here is dead"
"well cross him off then"
2.) "Give our love to the princesses"
3.) "wise man say forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza"
4.) "the Canadian government on multiple occasions has apologized for Brian Adams"
5.) "Don't you touch those. Don't you ever touch my balls without my permission"
6.) "Mary, I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy"
7.) "I noticed that you have braces, I have braces too"
8.) "Look there ain't no f*cking selma here, the b*tch don't live here"
9.) "Yep I'm sorry wrong mr prickford altogether"
10.) "its enrique palazzo"

<i>Turn around and smell what you don't see... here's a mirror, behind there is a screen</i>

That's right. I can remember that line now. Tyrone; whatever.

Jmycal: Like, two of those lines are familiar. Happi Gilmore, and Amazon Women from the Moon (or something).

Rich is the nation that has many war heroes. Long since forgotten...

Was it one of wusy's home videos?

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... Yummy!!

"Squeal like a pig"
Deliverance
Excellent movie.
He was a whiner and needed a little bum love.

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Jmycal, I think that #3 may have been a ninja turtles movie... not sure though, and #4 should be "The Canadian government has apologized for Brian Adams on numerous occasions." and is from South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut. Great movie, watched it 40 times :^)

Lyrics. Wasted time between solos.

"This here is a S&W colt 45, the most powerful handgun in the world, holds a 6 round magazine,but in all the confusion, i forgot whether i fired 5 or 6 shots, so you gotta ask yourself. 'Do yah feel lucky? Well do yah.. Punk?'"

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