Make your case here ... it will be scored by Engineering students and for a small fee you can learn the truth.
For a larger fee we will explain the scoring system.
For a large research grant we will baffle you with figures for a couple of years.
For a top job in an Oil and Gas Company we will quietly sit in the background puling a decent wage and pointing the bone at everyone else while spewing tons of oil onto your shores.
Engineering ... we will claim its ours when it works ... and when it all goes to pot its someone elses fault.
Engineering ... hiding behind great maths for at least a couple of thousand years ...
For a larger fee we will explain the scoring system.
For a large research grant we will baffle you with figures for a couple of years.
For a top job in an Oil and Gas Company we will quietly sit in the background puling a decent wage and pointing the bone at everyone else while spewing tons of oil onto your shores.
Engineering ... we will claim its ours when it works ... and when it all goes to pot its someone elses fault.
Engineering ... hiding behind great maths for at least a couple of thousand years ...