Post multiplier needed!

See, here's the problem.

I want a good title - something along the lines of GrandPoster Funk, or perhaps "3VIL L33T P0$T3R". You know, something neat like that. "Member" is just so dull, and frankly, vaguely phallic.

However, I simply don't have the time, knowledge, nor patience to post several thousand posts in a reasonable time frame. Nor do I want to stoop to juvenile "Raise Post Count Here!" threads.

So...I propose the following system. My posts shall henceforth be numbered not sequentially, but geometrically. The next post I make nets me two posts. The next four. And then 8.

Basically, my post count will rise as the summation from 1 to n (where n is the current actual post number) of 2^n.

To signify his/her agreement to my proposed system (which, incidentally, is valid <b>only</b> for me) whomever moderates this forum should give me exactly no response.

When you hear from me again I will be known as "POSTOR, THE MAGNIFICENT"!

<b>ßunn¥§troker 0wn§ j00!</b>

I guess you could still apply for <i>Bandwidth Hog</i> but I think it may be taken.

<font color=blue>Another waste of bandwidth on the web. </font color=blue>

upospmf

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osfugaw

I wanna be a hippie and I wanna get stoned yeah.

But...but...surely you concede that I deserve it, yes?





<b>ßunn¥§troker 0wn§ j00!</b>

I only smacked the keyboard - nothing special.

I wanna be a hippie and I wanna get stoned yeah.

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I wanna be a hippie and I wanna get stoned yeah.

No, you don't deserve it.

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