Microsoft Linux...

TKS

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<A HREF="http://www.mslinux.org/" target="_new">http://www.mslinux.org/</A>

Made me laugh my arse off. Seemed like it would be right up Macro$ucks alley.

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ImpPatience

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We are now offering the MS Linux Introductory CD at a special introductory price of <font color=red>only $249.99</font color=red> (plus shipping and handling), if you order before it ships.
For a little more than $250 I can sell my soul and never have to think again!

Where do I sign?

Bill Gates, lead me to the promised land!

<font color=blue><b>Purchase object A, install object A, curse object A, repeat...</b></font color=blue>
 

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MS Linux to have Start Button
Microsoft is working to incorporate the well known "Start" button from the Windows Platform into X Windows' Gnome interface. "We just can't figure out how the hell to get that darn foot out of there! The damn thing is like stuck." The team will have this feature ready by product launch.

ROFL

Some day I'll be rich and famous for inventing a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet.