The Xmas Game

Ok.. to kick of the festive season of christmas, or if you prefer, thanksgiving (which is closer).
I'd like you to come up with as many stupid and twisted festive songs as you can, and post them on this thread.

I can't think of any at the moment, but i'll post a few tommorow for sure..

Anyone who posts a non-funny song gets awarded the title 'morbid poster'
:¬)


<font color=blue>2 people in the UK die each year due to fatal stabbing from cocktail umbrellas!!<font color=blue>

I remember most, but not all of the words, so I ripped them from <A HREF="http://www.always-safe.com/grandma.html" target="_new">here</A>



Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.


She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.


When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.


Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.


Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.


It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of fig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.



<font color=orange>Quarter</font color=orange> <font color=blue>Pounder</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Inside</font color=orange>

That's not how it goes and you know it! OLO!!!

-- Ah sh*t! sys64738 --

Jingle bells, Batman smells,
Robin laid an egg.
The Batmobile lost a wheel,
And the Joker got away.

I know, it's an old one. So am I!

Unngahhh! Fire good-blue screen bad

What do you mean by this?

You are responsible for any damage the info in your post may cause to my system.

ahhh. Gotcha.

ok mmm thinking cap.

The original was funny enough - it went to slow for a jolly christmas tune - get in vinyl and play it at 75rpm instead of 33. But backwards. - You get a hidden version of Crosby v Orbital.

<font color=green><b>AMD</b></font color=green> 'cos my computers worth it!

Incidently - bing crosbys backwards remix featuring orbital is a very rare tune - very few people know about it. It sounds crap like and I don't like it - but it may be to your taste.

<font color=green><b>AMD</b></font color=green> 'cos my computers worth it!

Theres this really funny line in it that goes.

samtsirhc etihw a fo gnimaerd mi

Don't have a clue what is means like.

<font color=green><b>AMD</b></font color=green> 'cos my computers worth it!