I think Super Mario should retire !!!

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On 13 Jun 2005 21:55:29 -0700, mist_distance@hotmail.com (Tristan
Beeline) wrote:

>Yes, nobody is interested anymore in these old video-game grandpas.
>
>Let them retire and replace them by 7 foot tall musclemen with monster-cocks !
>
>That's what people want today !

I don't think you speak for the majority and the only reason you'd
want a musclemen with monster-cock is because you are a 98 pounds
weakling with cock the size of a cigarette butt. Even if you offered
your body to Michael Jackson, he'd reject you as too little.
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> I don't think you speak for the majority and the only reason you'd
> want a musclemen with monster-cock is because you are a 98 pounds
> weakling with cock the size of a cigarette butt. Even if you offered
> your body to Michael Jackson, he'd reject you as too little.

Haha, you been trolled

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> Yes, nobody is interested anymore in these old video-game grandpas.
>
> Let them retire and replace them by 7 foot tall musclemen with
> monster-cocks !
>
> That's what people want today !

Shock value is for kids and the sandbox generation.