I don't have a lot of space where I live for bigass monitor but I wanted something bigger than a 15".
I was using a Samsung SyncMaster 550s which I bought new about six months ago. There is nothing wrong with it. I am selling it for $50 to a co-worker. I'll be putting together a little Celery box for him tomorrow using the the 550s.
Anyway today I bought another monitor a Samsung SyncMaster 753DF. It has a flat shadow mask CRT with a lot of display controls. It also includes a calibration program for easy display configuration.
Didn't need a driver for it. WinXP was able to read the monitor's signature and load it's Windows driver. Seems to work very well with my Radeon 32MB DDR video card.
Well after I had it all setup and running I decided to take a look at the set up instructions. It had all the typical unpacking instructions, how to install the base, what to use to clean the screen etc.
But get this "It is recommended that your monitor's display faces east." WTF does that mean? Does the earth's magnetic field somehow affect the display?
Out of all the electromagnetic radiation bombarding the monitor from local sources (even from it's own power supply) the earth's magnetic field will somehow have an affect on the display.
I just think it's really odd they suggested having the screen face east.
<A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>Walter for THGC mascot <font color=red>(·Y·)</font color=red></b></A>
It reflects the hooters better that way.
<b>Bees are on the what now?</b>
It's because the monitor is actually a satellite transceiver that broadcasts your thought patterns back to M$ user database.
Wabbit season! Duck season! AMD season! INTEL season!
Hmmmph--whatever...
Exactly.
-- Ah sh*t! sys64738 --
Well radio signals can be intercepted. I think we should monitor these signals and send bogus information back.
My thought patterns are not that interesting. Ex:
HootersHootersHootersHootersHootersHootersEatFoodHootersHootersHootersHootersHooters
GoToBathroomHootersHootersHootersHootersHootersTHGCHootersHootersHootersHootersEatHootersHootersHootersHootersHooters
SleepHootersHootersHootersWakeupHaveQuickieWithWifeSleepHootersHootersHootersHootersHooters
GoToBathroomHootersHootersHootersHootersHootersEatHootersHootersHootersHootersHootersHooters............................
<A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>Walter for THGC mascot <font color=red>(·Y·)</font color=red></b></A>
You eat more than you go to the bathroom!
-- Ah sh*t! sys64738 --
Thats why he's getting bigger.
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
Hooters.
Destroy him my robots!
try reading it quick and it looks like shooter hooters
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
nah.
Destroy him my robots!
yah! honestly it does. Look
hootershootershootershootershootershootershooter
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
yes, yes...now, take a deep breath and calm down techie.
Destroy him my robots!
*breaths in <i>really</i> deep"
hootershootershootershootershooter shootershootershootershootershooters hootershootershootershootershooter shootershootershootershootershooters hootershooters
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
To late...
Destroy him my robots!
H O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R SH O O T E R S
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
Here, take these valiums...everything will be just fine. trust me.
Destroy him my robots!
mmm wooo ooo wow. What wooooaaahh were those eeeee pills. o
Thud!
Ohh fvck
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
See!?
told you, much better...are you comfortable on the floor, sorry about that sharp radiator, it will heal in time.
Now, just concentrate on the fluffy little clouds, good...
Destroy him my robots!
You could have warned me about the ashtry you left on the laminate wood.
Gimmie a ciggy.
ooooo nicotine rush.
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
Oh, I see, it´s time to get up now eh?
I started to get worried here, you passed out for quite some time.
Well, everything looks normal...
ignoring the fact that you have a insignificant little hole in the back of your head caused by that sharp radiator, well, nevermind.
Hmph.
I'll give you one from my <b><font color=green>lizards</b></font color=green> private stash.
<b>Bees are on the what now?</b>
/me quietly exits this thread, hoping nobody saw him come in.
<font color=orange>Quarter</font color=orange> <font color=blue>Pounder</font color=blue> <font color=orange>Inside</font color=orange>
Hmmm... did anyone feel a breeze?
<b>Bees are on the what now?</b>
Mmmm why do hurt. and what was FB doing sneaking around.
Aaahhhhhhhhhhhh
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
That wasn't FB that was just a breeze.. take some more valium and it'll all be good.
<b>Bees are on the what now?</b>
Why? then you can do to me what FB did while I was lying unconsious.
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
Um... I don't know anything about that... I was just going to cover you in a liquid salt solution and ducktape your naked body to a barn and let the cows have at you.
<b>Bees are on the what now?</b>
I like Hooters.
I wouldn't shoot hooters.
<A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>Walter for THGC mascot <font color=red>(·Y·)</font color=red></b></A>
It's not shooting them, it's filming them.
<b>Bees are on the what now?</b>
Oh!
I like filming.
With soapy water.
I like Hooters.
They float nicely.
<A HREF="http://www.page3.com/" target="_new"><b>Walter for THGC mascot <font color=red>(·Y·)</font color=red></b></A>
Pesky bubbles.... but they do add to the suspence.
<b>Bees are on the what now?</b>
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm.........
How did this thread get so perveted.
From new monitor,
to satelite transiever,
to hooters.
Why do I ask? The world is controlled by man's irresistable desire to play with hooters.
<font color=red><i>Happy Canuck</i>!</font color=red> '
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Perverted??? you ain't seen nothing yet!!!
<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Forum Techie)</i>
God works in mysterious ways.
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