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AmdMELTDOWN   06-30-2001 at 11:48:39 PM

go ahead lets see what you got!

"AMD/VIA...you <i>still</i> are the weakest link, good bye!"

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camieabz   07-01-2001 at 12:12:42 AM
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No.

<b>
"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby." :wink:
</b>

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dhlucke   07-01-2001 at 12:20:05 AM
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Damn, are you that bored?

<font color=red>Yeah, I took a crap on your lawn. Whatcha gonna do about it?</font color=red>

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HolyGrenade   07-01-2001 at 01:00:32 AM
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Burn! like you do...
after having a vindaloo...


<font color=red><i>Tomorrow I will live, the fool does say
today itself's too late; the wise lived yesterday

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kal326   07-01-2001 at 01:48:33 AM
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Ok, ive been wanting to try this one out for a while. Its the setup that has the world record for the fastest time for ready to cook charcoal. All i need is 60 lbs of charcoal, a gallon of liquid oxygen, and a candle. With a 30 foot burn circle and insinerated grill, that should be the best flame!!!

How will I find your sucessor? <font color=red>"Plump bouncy bon bons."</font color=red> "Bon Bons?"

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rcf84   07-01-2001 at 01:53:50 AM
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Well let me try one:

"F*CK YOU!!!"

Nice Intel and AMD users get a Cookie.... :smile: Yummy :smile:

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dhlucke   07-01-2001 at 02:23:36 AM
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Have you seen the video's of that. I love the way they got better and better until finally the whole grill was just vaporized :) ROFL

That was one of the first websites I ever visited. It might have actually been the first one...

<font color=red>Yeah, I took a crap on your lawn. Whatcha gonna do about it?</font color=red>

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dhlucke   07-01-2001 at 02:26:34 AM
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<A HREF="http://ghg.ecn.purdue.edu/~ghg/" target="_new">http://ghg.ecn.purdue.edu/~ghg/</A>

<font color=red>Yeah, I took a crap on your lawn. Whatcha gonna do about it?</font color=red>

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Grizely1   07-01-2001 at 03:57:18 AM
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HAHAHAHhahaha

<A HREF="http://www.planetbattlezone.com/Grizely1/meltdownflame.htm" target="_new">http://www.planetbattlezone.com/Grizely1/meltdownflame.htm</A>

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Grass is a beautiful weed

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rcf84   07-01-2001 at 04:16:12 AM
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good use of FTP there griz

Nice Intel and AMD users get a Cookie.... :smile: Yummy :smile:

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dhlucke   07-01-2001 at 07:46:23 AM
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That's when you know it's time for a tablet. Good job using a mouse :)

<font color=red>Yeah, I took a crap on your lawn. Whatcha gonna do about it?</font color=red>

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Grizely1   07-01-2001 at 05:21:50 PM
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thanks. :wink:

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Grass is a beautiful weed

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camieabz   07-01-2001 at 11:55:47 PM
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Thou art but a wortheless toad and deserve a strict and painful caning like your toady bowser.

Members of the triple tripe pact!

<b>
"Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby." :wink:
</b>

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jlbigguy   07-02-2001 at 02:41:54 PM
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No need.

You do it to yourself with each of your posts.

<font color=blue>This is a Forum, not a playground. Treat it with Respect.</font color=blue>

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slvr_phoenix   07-02-2001 at 08:07:27 PM
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You ... you ... <i>you</i> ... <i><b>you</b></i> ... <b><font color=red>YOU</font color=red></b>!

What can I say? There's just no insult worse than being called AmdMeltdown.

:wink:


-<font color=white>Honor</font color=white> before <font color=purple>duty</font color=purple>. <font color=purple>Duty</font color=purple> before <font color=red>heart</font color=red>.

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Crashman   07-03-2001 at 06:26:50 AM
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A Firebird goes faster than a Rolls Royce. If you cannot understand that this makes the Firebird better than a Rolls Royce, you're an idiot. In fact, anyone who would own a Rolls Royce when they cost more than a Firebird is an idiot.

Cast not thine pearls before the swine

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Stick_e_Mouse   07-03-2001 at 07:01:50 AM
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Tom's latest 'ntel review!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Shocwavez   07-03-2001 at 08:28:34 AM
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you need more protein, eat more intel chips, taste like chicken, chicken has lots and lots of protein, yum yum yum.

and with P4's prices going down you'll really get more "cluck for your buck"

:tongue: <font color=green> I LOVE INTEL. It tastes like chicken </font color=green>

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peteb   07-03-2001 at 09:23:12 AM
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huh - was that an analogy?

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Stick_e_Mouse   07-03-2001 at 09:45:25 AM
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i think it was a haiku

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Crashman   07-03-2001 at 10:07:13 AM
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Forget the analogy. He drives a Rolls Royce, most people in here drive Firebirds. Now it's a metphore!

Cast not thine pearls before the swine

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dhlucke   07-03-2001 at 10:09:04 AM
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He's trying to say that the AMD processor is a mass produced CPU while the Intel processors are hand crafted and created only a couple at a time as a speciality item.

Mabye that explains the price difference. Supply and Demand. Pretty soon we'll have to sign up a year in advance to buy Intel processors. They'll come in special boxes lined with silk and you'll get a unique owners certificate made out of platinum. Pretty soon AMD will suck like Firestone tires though so nobody wins...

<font color=red>Yeah, I took a crap on your lawn. Whatcha gonna do about it?</font color=red>

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Crashman   07-03-2001 at 10:11:20 AM
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It’s like driving an expensive Rolls Royce when you could go faster in a cheap Firebird. Now it’s a simile!

Cast not thine pearls before the swine

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Crashman   07-03-2001 at 10:12:57 AM
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What can I say, he asked for an insult!

Cast not thine pearls before the swine

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peteb   07-03-2001 at 10:26:55 AM
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I was just just trying to work out where Firebird/Rolls Royce came from since I couldn't see any reference anywhere. I think I kinda understand.

Mind you - the cars are not great example since I belive Rolls Royce do have good times. They are the right car to get married in, the right car to be buried from and a great car to be chauffeured in. The Firebird is a great car to drive and great to look at and it gets you women.

*discalimer - actual ownership of a Firebird is not in fact guarenteed to get you women, but it might make you feel better about not having one, or help you forget about women completely for short times*

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Crashman   07-03-2001 at 11:17:59 AM
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Hey, I REALLY had to spread my cheaks to squeze that one out!

Cast not thine pearls before the swine

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peteb   07-03-2001 at 11:20:57 AM
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um - now you are beginning to worry me :eek:

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rcf84   07-03-2001 at 04:26:08 PM
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that sound im worried crashman too....

Nice Intel and AMD users get a Cookie.... :smile: Yummy :smile:

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Kelledin   07-03-2001 at 04:31:58 PM
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That is just wrong on so many levels...

Kelledin

"/join #hackerz. See the Web. DoS interesting people."

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Anonymous   07-03-2001 at 04:45:18 PM
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Well these amd puppies and these intel wanta be's can't do the job. They are loser's too the max.

! Member of the Intel Triple Threat w/ Fugger and AMDmeltdown !

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slvr_phoenix   07-03-2001 at 05:47:13 PM
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Was that meant to be an insult to anyone? Or were you just mumbling in your sleep?

I mean by now you should have picked up on the fact that any insults from you should be taken as a compliment, and any compliment from you should be taken as an insult. So if you wanted to insult any of us, you should have called us something like knowledgable PC technicians. Coming from you, I can't imagine a much worse insult.

From you, calling us an Intel wannabe or an AMD puppy is the highest praise that you could give.

-<font color=white>Honor</font color=white> before <font color=purple>duty</font color=purple>. <font color=purple>Duty</font color=purple> before <font color=red>heart</font color=red>.

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LordKaos   07-03-2001 at 05:59:47 PM
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LOL!
I´m Sorry but i would rather be driving (and be seen at it!)an Expensive Rolls Royce than a cheap Firebird!

Learn from other´s mistakes!
You won´t live to make them all by yourself! :-D

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LordKaos   07-03-2001 at 06:06:51 PM
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But this is Just an European´s opinion!

BTW, I think you would get a lot more chicks with a Rolls Royce than with a Firebird! :-D
And think at what you could be doing inside each one! :-D

Learn from other´s mistakes!
You won´t live to make them all by yourself! :-D

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Grizely1   07-03-2001 at 06:26:43 PM
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that was not a haiku,

haiku's are Japanese poems with 3 lines

heres the format:

1st line - 5 syllables
2nd line - 7 syllables
3rd line - either 5 or 7 syllables again, i forget

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Grass is a beautiful weed

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FatBurger   07-03-2001 at 06:59:53 PM
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You're so damn stupid
Grass grows out of your butt crack
Go play with Bowser

That, my friend, is a haiku flame.

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My Athlon can beat your Ferrari off the line.

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Crashman   07-03-2001 at 08:24:44 PM
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You have to admit that was a pretty big lump of crap I droped for him!

Cast not thine pearls before the swine

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Grizely1   07-03-2001 at 09:02:13 PM
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LoL

my fav is still:

The sun is shining
And it is blinding my eyes.
Everything is green.

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Grass is a beautiful weed

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dhlucke   07-03-2001 at 09:17:22 PM
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I have a feeling that a lot of people here have never seen a rolls royce. I saw one up close for the first time a year ago and I would have to say that anybody who would choose a firebird over that badboy needs to be shot. The car was a convertable was made out of silver, had velvet seats with silk and all this other good stuff and was designed like a car from the 20's but on crack. It was so awesome. It of course cost a couple million.

<font color=red>Yeah, I took a crap on your lawn. Whatcha gonna do about it?</font color=red>

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Stick_e_Mouse   07-04-2001 at 02:40:03 AM
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I know what it is!!!
I learned it in the 1st grade!
It was sarcasm....

that's a haiku, <i>DUMMY!!!</i>
can't believe you fell for that...pathetic!!!


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Stick_e_Mouse   07-04-2001 at 02:44:05 AM
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if your talking about US dollars, a rolls royce <i>only</i> costs around $200,000...not a million!!

<b>MY</b> car, on the other hand, is an F1 Mclaren...which is the most expensive production card in the world...$1.0 mil.

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peteb   07-04-2001 at 03:21:21 AM
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I think it would be fair to say that it was a large smelly steaming pile of fresh excrement served in a coulie of rasberry and dangleberry sauce.

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louie2001   07-04-2001 at 04:54:02 AM
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YUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Rock out with your AMD out

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Grizely1   07-04-2001 at 05:02:20 AM
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Isn't sarcastic things supposed to be humourous......

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Grass is a beautiful weed

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Crashman   07-04-2001 at 05:27:02 AM
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Sounds Tasty! To a dung beatle! But why ruin it with raspberry?

Cast not thine pearls before the swine

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peteb   07-04-2001 at 05:34:50 AM
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it's art man - the contrast of the rasberry and dangleberry give it a little je ne ce quoi and teasingly tantalises the tastebuds with the sharp rasberry against the lingering texture of the dangleberry. It's a cool colour to - orange just wouldn't work in this plate.

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kal326   07-04-2001 at 05:54:41 AM
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ok, you put just a bit to much thought into the topings on a giant pile of sh|t.

You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick! :wink:

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Crashman   07-04-2001 at 05:54:57 AM
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You can get a 20 year old Rolls for around $20k, look in Hemmings Moter News. The Silver Ghost BTW was only painted silver!

Cast not thine pearls before the swine

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dhlucke   07-04-2001 at 06:12:48 AM
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Well, the Mclaren F1 only costs $750,000 unless you buy the special edition which costs $1,500,000. So I think you got ripped off. :) Have they changed their prices?

That rolls royce was unlike anything I've ever seen. It was really cool. I have no idea how old it was, but it was in pristine condition and I have no idea what car could compare to it.

Granted I'd rather have the Mclaren for me, but the royce was impressive.

<font color=red>Yeah, I took a crap on your lawn. Whatcha gonna do about it?</font color=red><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by dhlucke on 07/03/01 09:18 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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dhlucke   07-04-2001 at 06:15:50 AM
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I've seen royce's in dealers for example, but this wasn't one I'd ever seen before. If it cost that little I'd go buy one just for fun. You should have seen the people flocking to his car at a gas station.

Ok, I just searched around and couldn't find one exactly like his but very similar. Maybe you're right. I couldn't find prices though. Either way his was rigged much nicer than any of the pictures I've seen online. None of the pictures on line are even silver. If it's only 20G's I'd seriously buy one if I was single. That thing is a chick magnet...

<font color=red>Yeah, I took a crap on your lawn. Whatcha gonna do about it?</font color=red><P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by dhlucke on 07/03/01 09:23 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

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Crashman   07-04-2001 at 06:51:16 AM
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Teh Silver Ghost is an antique, worth $Mills. The newer sedans are the ones you can get for $20k, used and around 20 years old.

Cast not thine pearls before the swine

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