September 19 - TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY

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"doodles" wrote...
> Aaargh, ye scurvy maggots. Take yerself a lil' walk on over to:
>
> http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
>
> Me persn'l recommendation: talk like a pirate all day wi'out tellin'
> anyone
> WHY ye'r doin' it. Makes fer more spirited conversations, if ye know wha'
> I
> mean.
>
> An' fer those o'ye that don't know how, here are a few simple rules:
>
> 1. Ye can always add "matey" (or "me fine lass", dependin') to the end of
> any sentence. "Me hearties" works well in this regard as well: "I'll have
> the Egg McMuffin, me fine lass"
> 2. Watch SpongeBob Squarepants and get some pointers from th' Cap'n.
> 3. Watch "Pirates of the Carribean" fer extra pointers
>
> And now, methinks I'll partake o' some more o' this fine grog, aargh...

An' don' fergit t' watch "Dodgeball" whiles yer gettin' cozy...

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On Sun, 18 Sep 2005 18:29:48 -0400, doodles
<tomfulton53nospammer@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Aaargh, ye scurvy maggots. Take yerself a lil' walk on over to:
>
> http://www.talklikeapirate.com/
>
> Me persn'l recommendation: talk like a pirate all day wi'out tellin'
> anyone
> WHY ye'r doin' it. Makes fer more spirited conversations, if ye know
> wha' I
> mean.
>
> An' fer those o'ye that don't know how, here are a few simple rules:
>
> 1. Ye can always add "matey" (or "me fine lass", dependin') to the end of
> any sentence. "Me hearties" works well in this regard as well: "I'll
> have
> the Egg McMuffin, me fine lass"
> 2. Watch SpongeBob Squarepants and get some pointers from th' Cap'n.
> 3. Watch "Pirates of the Carribean" fer extra pointers
>
> And now, methinks I'll partake o' some more o' this fine grog, aargh...

Daughter's pirate joke:
Why couldn't the 11-year-old get in to see the pirate movie? (It was rated
ARRRR!)

Mine:
Pirate goes in a bar with a steering wheel hanging outta his fly.
Bartender says, "Hey, buddy, you know there's a steering wheel hanging
outta yer fly?" Pirate says, "ARRRR, it's driving me nuts!"

--
"Because all you of Earth arrrr idiots!"
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