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by poster's request<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by Fredi on 11/02/02 00:52 AM.</EM></FONT></P>

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Sounds like to me you got a serious problem.

After thinking about it I would do the following, If your really ugly and have a hard time finding chicks then I would say go for it. If your kind of normal then I would find another girl.

BTY it sounds like you have thought about this way to much.


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Reply to Lowlypawn

Simple fix for all of this, move to Alabama and they'll cheer you for it.

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Reply to Pettytheft

I have gorgeous second cousins and so on down the family tree, but there's no chance in hell I'd go for them. First cousins? Yeah right.

There are more fish in the sea.

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Reply to dhlucke

Actually, if you think that it's going to cause you that many headaches then dont bother...

How old are you by the way?

If your below the age of 27 then cut your losses, but if your over that then you should know the diff between love and lust.

Good Luck

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Reply to Pettytheft

If you're really interested in birth defects, look at the ancient egyptians.

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Reply to dhlucke

Actually I'm pretty good lookin'. Of course this isn't about me... it's hypothetical. But if it were me- I'd say I've had a thing for her since she was 14- WTF- and what if since you kissed her once when she was 16 she hasn't had anything to do with anyone because she compairs them to you-so she's been celebate- of course you were 22 at the time and married and still are for 60 more days until the divorce thing is final. Hmmm... the plot thickens.
I wish this hypothetical guy had the convictions of all of you.

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Reply to jg38141

So let me get this straight, your adopted and you meet this chick. Then later on you find out that this chick is actually your biological first cousin? How [-peep-]-in weird is that?

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Reply to Pettytheft

Um, this is how <A HREF="http://www.mayhem.net/Crime/serial.html" target="_new">things like this</A> start....

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Reply to dhlucke

Actually the adopted thing was more to make a point that it shouldn't matter... maybe that flopped.

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Reply to jg38141

That's awsome


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Reply to jg38141

That sight is freaky, I dont want to keep reading but I cant stop.

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Reply to Pettytheft

I'm totally freaked out. I found it a few minutes before posting it here, and am traumatized. Really scary stuff....

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Reply to dhlucke

I wouldnt mind, you didnt know, and love is love, no chance of birth defects, [-peep-] society, claim your woman!

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Reply to Matisaro

me and a mate once met 2 great looking girls in a pub in town, chatted them up, bought some drinks, whent clubbing with them. latter on it the night the chick i was with made a confession. she(this beautifull 19 year old) was in fact my cousin who i had not seen seen she was 12/13ish. she knew all the time but thought it was funny. needless to say my lust stopped right then and there. my mate done a lot better with her friend though so not a total loss, untill a year later at a family bash she was there and told everyone. still it could have been worse, she might not have realised our relationship untill the family party. that would have been a disaster.

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Reply to Tom_Smart

I dunno. I wouldn't do it. But that's just me.

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Reply to Yahiko81

i don't know though, there's too many people on this planet to not look past your own family. but i'd say if you're going to keep it in the family, marry a step-sister, that way you'll have no in-laws :lol:

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Reply to mbetea

I'll tell ya what you want to hear - shag her senseless. Shamelessly.

Go on - you wouldn't have posted if you didn't want to. right.,

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Reply to Anonymous

uhh... I don't think i could do any of my cousins... some of them are pretty hot, but I mean come on they're family...

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Reply to Yahiko81

If she gives good head then fine. If not then lose her.

Sorry. What was the problem?

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Reply to camieabz

I think it should be stated "If she'll give good head after you're married keep her, if not lose her."

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Reply to Yahiko81

Good point there. It helps though to hear others oppinions on the matter- esepecially since the only definite negatives that people mention spawn from the feelings associated with the cultural taboo of cousins. And yeah, the hypothetical me does really love this girl. Damn it. I mean- I'd do anything to make her not my cousin, but I can't justify loosing the opportunity of spomething great because of that fact. I'd hate to have the talk Doc Holliday had with Wyat Earp on his death bed in TOMBSTONE about how I was in love once with my cousin and I couldn't let it go so I lived a life of debauchery and lonlyness.
All in all people have been surprisingly more ok with it than I expected. Maybe this is a taboo that once put to real life situations isn't as ingrained in our society, much past the personal level, as everyone thinks it is. One of those- "I wouldn't do it, but you know who am I to judge others happiness" sort of things.

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Reply to jg38141

So are you saying there's an 18yr old hotty in your drive way?

Where do you live.

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Reply to Yahiko81

No- She'd worked for like 6 months to get into this school in NYC. And then offered to drop it all, but I know that if I took her up on that eventually she'd resent for the missed opportunity and I never want to give her a reason to dislike me. So- I told her to go to school and I'd come up that way when I'm done with school- this is my last semester in San Marcos Texas. And I'm going there for spring break as well. But, anyway- no she's not in my driveway though some days/ ok all days, I wish she was.

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Reply to jg38141

Well good luck and I hope it all works out for ya.

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Reply to Yahiko81

Thanks man!!

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Reply to jg38141

Smart move! Always think with your head instead of your pecker.

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Reply to Pettytheft

i really think THG needs another forum room; namely
"wierd freaky things"


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Reply to lhgpoobaa

This thread scares me.

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Reply to dhlucke

You're not the only one scared.
I have heard about this happening in Newfoundland but at least there is a sea between them and the rest of the country. ' :smile: '

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Reply to zpyrd

wow... u must be scared... u didnt bring up the topic of "cousins Hooters"


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Reply to lhgpoobaa

Yeah I'm scared.
I would compare this thread to:

You're at Spring Break.
You win a spot on the Wet T Shirt contest judging panel.
You're sister is a contestant.

Oh my aching eyes.

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Reply to zpyrd

i personally dont think that would be too bad.

A. u can dilute your sisters pair down with many others
B. u get to see the expression on her chest..errr...face when she realises that her bro is on the judging pannel
C. u get a good chunk of blackmail material with her and family
D. put blinkers on. ingnore the genetics. just concentrate on whats important man!

(number D depends on how good lookin she is)
ugly sisters is just NO. fullstop

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

Here's a question...What if, when you were born, you had something wrong with you so that your parents thought you'd be better off dead, and left you bound on a hillside. Then someone found you, raised you, and everything was great. You got involved a little in politics and so forth in the community. Then, as you were walking down a road one day, a man approached you and started arguing with you. The argument turned into a fistfight, and you accidently killed him. Later, you met this gourgeous sexy older lady, who was queen of your land, and married her. You found out that her former husband the king had been murdered. Since he had been the king you thought you would do your land a favor and find his killer, only to discover that the man YOU had killed was the king, not only that, but he was your father, making your wife your mother! And you had children by her!

Would you be compelled to gouge out your eyes and go into excile?

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Reply to Crashman

Hmm... there seems to be a precident set, and who am I to argue the classics. So yeah I probobly would, but only because in my limited way of thinking- there is no other option.

My Jesus is whiter than your Jesus.

Reply to jg38141

You should change your name to hubris!

What's the frequency, Kenneth?

Reply to Crashman

A hubris by any other name...

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Reply to jg38141

You wouldn't happen to be related to Jerry Lee, would you?

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Reply to OldBear

As witty as that is, no. Plus she was 13 when they got married. Now related or no, that's kinda screwed up.

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Reply to jg38141

Yes it is. :smile:

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Reply to OldBear

what do you do anyways say if you had a hot ass sister? like say your sister was britney spears. do you look at her like, eww she's my sis. or do you time it so you "accidently" walk in while she's getting dressed :tongue:

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Reply to mbetea

Why is it when people want to know what is right or wrong, they want
to see what public opinion is? The answer is not in public opinion.

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Reply to OldBear

Well actually I've already formed my oppinion. I'm just curious on how ingrained some of our ideals are and how things that may not be ok for us personally are ok for others. I'm the same way- there's a lot I personally would not do (ie- take it up the ass) but I have no problems with others doing it. Odd example, but gets the point accross I think


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Reply to jg38141

Hot ass sister is different- It's not like I grew up with my cousin around. I never even saw her outside of pictures until she was older. It was like- here meet your hot 14 year old cousin who also happens to be extremely intelligent and likes you. It was like meeting a stranger. Sister however, you grew up with, saw your whole life and so the proximity makes a difference.

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Reply to jg38141

This whole hypothetical incest thing reminds me of a movie I once saw where guy falls in love with a hot chick. They want to get married but the father comes forward and tells his son the hot chick he's been screwin' and wants to marry is his half sister.

The whole point has to do with a person's value system.
For instance if I found out the hot chick I was in love with and shaggin' twice a day was my cousin my dick would go limp. Even if she was a really hot chick with huge Hooters my dick would never go stiff for her ever again. Even if she rubbed her ass on my pecker no way would it stand at attention.
My value system is in place and it's unlikely to change. I have been taught that you don't shag family members. Including step family members who are not blood relatives.

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Reply to zpyrd

you say no now, but wait til she throws those ta-ta's out for you. you'll have that spacey look in your eyes and a hint of drool on your chin :wink: .

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Reply to mbetea

That's ok. If she was that hot any way, some other guy would pick her up quick enough leaving you alone scarred by the trauma of damaging your values and bitter.

My Jesus is whiter than your Jesus.

Reply to jg38141

I don't think I would be bitter.
Maybe a bit violent toward the person who gave me the bad news.
But I would probably end up down at the nudy bar and lose my paycheque to beer and peelers.

Kind of an odd value system I have.
Considering I don't think it's wrong to pay a women to strip 6" away from your face.

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Reply to zpyrd

did you check cousincouples.com (I was shocked to see it existed).

Maybe no federal law, but many states have laws as well.

In the UK I believe it is illegal for 1st cousins to wed for example.



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Reply to peteb

Well I say go for it but if she's going to college so far away she may find someone else. Just remember let her go and if she comes back to you then she really loves you.

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