Heres an idea...
COUNTER STRIKE SUCKS ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heres how you get counter strike...
First you have to get HIV, so go downtown and find a heroine addict on the street and take his needle and stab yourself a few times.
Then find a gay black man and have sex with him.
Then become blood brothers with someone in South Africa.
Now that youve most certainly gotten HIV you can go on to the next step.
Now go to some ritualistic ceremony of some indian natives and get castrated by them.
Youre almost there.
Now go to your local zoo wearing a clown outfit so everyone notices you.
Now go throughout the entire zoo and at every mammal you see jump the fence/wall and shove youre hands up its ass. One at a time. After youve done this to all the mammals you need to find some babies who are about to puke. Make them puke in your hands. When your hands are full of puke, take a big drink and swallow all the puke, and then lick your hands clean.
Once you have done all this go to a psychiatrist and ask her why the hell you went through all this just to get gay old counter-strike. When she hears these words, and sees the s*** and baby puke on your hands and around your lips, shell know its the secret sign, and shell bust out a copy of Counter-Strike!!!
YEah for j00!!!
This goes for 1.6 also.
I dyed my body green, branded an "n" on my chest, and stood on a box in the middle of Time Square for 3 days shouting, "ATI is the Anti-Christ!" to boost sales after nVidia had a losing quarter.