My parts, my parts, they finally came
plug them in, oh what a game.
For weeks I've waited, ordered from out West,
The last one came Ground, from UPS.
Plug this in that and that in this,
Can't even stop to take a piss.
An ASUS Board, P4T-E
and Samsung RAM, 512 M.B.!
An Antec Case, a Northwood too
and a Ti200.....that will do!
A Seagate 80 gig 7200 spin drive
A Santa Cruz too, no SB Live!
Plug the PSU in the wall,
turn on power, one and all.
CPU fan starts a spinning,
4 case fans humming, fatty's grinning!
GPU fan is twirling too,
but the monitor's still black, that will not do!
That will not do, not here nor there,
Crappy luck is everywhere!
Go away you orange light,
never green, oh what a sight.
NO BEEPS!!! NO BEEPS!!!! It's getting late,
I need my sleep, this is not great.
No beeps, not one, or two, or three.
No bad indications do I see!
This case may not have a speaker I fear,
if it does I cannot hear. OH DEAR!
Every card I did reseat,
the 1.6A did not overheat.
I took out RAM, and all else too,
Again no beeps, oh what is new.
With just video, CPU and RAM,
Oh what is wrong? I'll be damned!
The board is bad is my guess,
please tell me sir, what caused this mess?
I bought from MWAVE and Newegg,
they're clear cross country, it's help I beg.
Any thoughts to guide me through,
I'll buy you beers, not one, BUT TWO!!
The board, the board, it must be bad,
if you do not know, go ask your dad.
The CD-RW, the DVD,
The Santa Cruz, all no good to me!
Oh the shame, could have bought a Dell,
Damn my thoughts, I'll burn in Hell!
Please tell me, tell me what to do,
to fix this mess on my computer new.
The old one's back, no please, it's slow,
A 266?!? I know, I know!
Thank you all, you are the best,
it's getting late, I'm off to rest.
But not for long, I can not sleep,
I need to know which part was cheap.
-Rick
plug them in, oh what a game.
For weeks I've waited, ordered from out West,
The last one came Ground, from UPS.
Plug this in that and that in this,
Can't even stop to take a piss.
An ASUS Board, P4T-E
and Samsung RAM, 512 M.B.!
An Antec Case, a Northwood too
and a Ti200.....that will do!
A Seagate 80 gig 7200 spin drive
A Santa Cruz too, no SB Live!
Plug the PSU in the wall,
turn on power, one and all.
CPU fan starts a spinning,
4 case fans humming, fatty's grinning!
GPU fan is twirling too,
but the monitor's still black, that will not do!
That will not do, not here nor there,
Crappy luck is everywhere!
Go away you orange light,
never green, oh what a sight.
NO BEEPS!!! NO BEEPS!!!! It's getting late,
I need my sleep, this is not great.
No beeps, not one, or two, or three.
No bad indications do I see!
This case may not have a speaker I fear,
if it does I cannot hear. OH DEAR!
Every card I did reseat,
the 1.6A did not overheat.
I took out RAM, and all else too,
Again no beeps, oh what is new.
With just video, CPU and RAM,
Oh what is wrong? I'll be damned!
The board is bad is my guess,
please tell me sir, what caused this mess?
I bought from MWAVE and Newegg,
they're clear cross country, it's help I beg.
Any thoughts to guide me through,
I'll buy you beers, not one, BUT TWO!!
The board, the board, it must be bad,
if you do not know, go ask your dad.
The CD-RW, the DVD,
The Santa Cruz, all no good to me!
Oh the shame, could have bought a Dell,
Damn my thoughts, I'll burn in Hell!
Please tell me, tell me what to do,
to fix this mess on my computer new.
The old one's back, no please, it's slow,
A 266?!? I know, I know!
Thank you all, you are the best,
it's getting late, I'm off to rest.
But not for long, I can not sleep,
I need to know which part was cheap.
-Rick