please help me speed up wow

I'm not privy to money making scams in WOW but i do have a couple of tricks with regard to getting your kid to grow up FAST, so he can join you playing WOW, that is if you have no moral issues with gene manipulation and growth hormone approaches, and don't mind your son growing up with a sporting set of boobs.


Just for completenes sake here's my obligatory emoticon set:

first of all if you use a hack or cheat like that in WOW their probably gonna catch you doin it which will get you booted permently from the game..they monitor that stuff really closely in wow and will boot you if they even suspect you of doing it......second having a cheat like that in the game would totaly ruin the economy in the game which they take very seriously!!!!!! You are gonna just have to be like everyone else and EARN your way!...