Guess What Techie Did...... .Again!!

eh, forgot to flush the toilet?

Nuke you, Nuke me, Nuke it together, naturally.

Forgot to use birth control?

<font color=green> 1. e4 e5 2. Nf3 f6?? </font color=green>

Jakes got it.

Actually I didn't smack my car. Some one else did. I parked in a petrol station and went to the cash machine. There was a woman in a ford focus I saw her reversing out of the corner of my eye while waiting for my cash card and heard a crunch. "haha silly things hit summat hahaha" turned round "bugger she's reveresed into my car!!!"

Oh no not again. My whole drivers side door was caved in. My window won't wind down its dented so much! My door lock is knackered - I have to enter the car from the passenger side. The rear quarter panel is scratched. AArrgghh. Why me. So went to my dealers and there was the contracted repairers there. Lucky me - so he sorted me out with a courtesy car that same afternoon and took my car for repair. Hopefully these guys should be a bit better than the last ones.

Guess what car I got for the courtesy.

Its nice weather over here so they gave me a soft top 1.6 16v renault megan. It's well nice. Bright yellow - Pals are well jealous. Make note to crash more often.

So like a nutter it's the roof down all night and drive round. Wayhay "Look at me arn't I sad, but cool!" Actually I was freezing but nevamind.

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b>
<i>(Crazy Alien)</i>
If it ain't broke, Don't fix it.

I like the megan it's pretty smart - the only gripe I've got is the hood is manual but thats not too tricky to work with. The driving position is wonderful and the height adjustable seat and steering wheel is great. No for more than two people though - the back seats have less then 15 cm leg room. No joy there then. The front seats have loadsa room and I can easily reach the pedals. Second gripe - the brake pedal is sky high and has a tendency to snatch on at slow speeds. It also feels a little bit boaty. It rolls a fair bit when going round corners. But other than that its beutiful. Remote for the stereo, auto windows and mirrors - it's suprisingly warm inside in the front with the roof down. Best feature - No ROOF. w00t.

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b> says... If it ain't broke, Don't fix it.

She was fairly good looking and I got her mobile number. About 23 I reckon. Nice car too so must have money.

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b> says... If it ain't broke, Don't fix it.

Cool ok. I was thinking on different lines. Like bonking her for her money.

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b> says... If it ain't broke, Don't fix it.

Notice any baby seats in teh car.
Teh boyfriend! Well they come and go...
23 is good. No sparks at first sight, right? Well, bonking can be a start.
Two things are good:
-the sparkle in her eyes
-the nipples that push out from under the tight moulding sweater
Give her a ring, just to say you wanted to be sure all was ok on her side with the insurance and if you could help in anyway you would be more than happy and that you understand it was just an accident... Feel the mood of the moment during that call...If the mood sems good, make your move...perhaps to show her you really feel bad you would like to take her for a drink at the pub...show her the cool loaner the insurance gave you...

Man I'm feeling romantic right now, anyone want to take ME for a drink?
j/k

time for ZZZZZZ chow

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Well - had ya blagged - and lincoln lot took it hook line and sinker.

But still the bird that hit me was a bit of a goer - Shes from a fair bit away so meeting her b/f isn't a possiblity.

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b> says... If it ain't broke, Don't fix it.

Maybe ford should rebrand the focus - seems like no one can see where they're going in them.

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b> says... If it ain't broke, Don't fix it.

How about the Ford Specsavers.

<font color=purple><b>Techie2001</font color=purple></b> says... If it ain't broke, Don't fix it.

they're actually pretty good cars - just ugly and appealing to women.

<font color=red><pre>i so good i jealous of me</pre><p></font color=red>

Yes, but to me it seems every Focus I see go buy is driven by a woman. same with PT Cruisers

<font color=red><pre>i so good i jealous of me</pre><p></font color=red>

they all suck.

how about chevettes?

<font color=red><pre>i so good i jealous of me</pre><p></font color=red>

seriously???? I want to do that to mine!!

<font color=red><pre>i so good i jealous of me</pre><p></font color=red>

that would be more worth it, a V6 instead of a 350... that's pretty sweet though. I want to do that. thats wicked man

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