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yeah, you'd like to [-peep-] the litle [-peep-] wouldn't you

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Jessica Alba is better

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Don't step in the sarcasm!

Reply to FatBurger

She sucks! Book an appearance on Howard’s show then backed out on the last minuet. Screw her! She is probably dumb as a post, and is too stupid to handle an interview with Howard.

Thx & Cya


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Reply to Lowlypawn

Much better.


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Reply to OldBear

Yeah! Milla Jovovich is nice. Jessica Alba is nice too, but Milla gets paid just for her looks being a supermodel and all.


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dance around the border like I'm Cassius Clay
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Reply to HolyGrenade

i dont liek jessica alba anymore. i mean, i stil think she's hot, but i dont like her. the chick from fifth element is better

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Reply to Grizely1

:eek:

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Reply to FatBurger

Milla Jovovich! her name is Milla Jovovich!

The problem is with a girl like her, you gotta be careful. With someone the size and shape of Jessica Alba, you kinda have a guarantee that you won't accidentty break her in half in the passionate moments you might persue.


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dance around the border like I'm Cassius Clay
</i></font color=red>

Reply to HolyGrenade

dude they're like the same size and everything. Milla is way hotter, ( i knew she soudned russian or something).

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Reply to Grizely1

Who is she?
Does she have a nice set of Hooters?
Does she have a nice can?
Post pics.
Post naked pics.
At least give me the actresses name so I can google search for naked pics.
Hooters
I love Hooters.
I need Hooters.
I need to love big firm Hooters.

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Reply to zpyrd

i will put a picture for you up at the other forums

<font color=red>Gasoline + Fire</font color=red><font color=green> Can be a lot of fun</font color=green> :smile: :smile: :smile:

Reply to wapaaga

Wait a minute we're in the other forum.

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Reply to zpyrd

all right it is up in the other
german forum

offtopic "where is the garbage forum" thread

<font color=red>Gasoline + Fire</font color=red><font color=green> Can be a lot of fun</font color=green> :smile: :smile: :smile:

Reply to wapaaga

Can you post a link.
It appears Fredi deleted my account in the German Forum.
Did that happen to anyone else?

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Reply to zpyrd

<A HREF="http://www.tomshardware.de/cgi-bin/community/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=offtop&Number=59360&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5" target="_new">http://www.tomshardware.de/cgi-bin/community/showflat.pl?Cat=&Board=offtop&Number=59360&page=0&view=collapsed&sb=5</A>

<font color=red>Gasoline + Fire</font color=red><font color=green> Can be a lot of fun</font color=green> :smile: :smile: :smile:

Reply to wapaaga

Thanks for the link.
I wasn't deleted I just tried to log in as zpyrd instead of zippyII. I am a dumbass.

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Reply to zpyrd

She's decent, got a nice face, Alba has a better body though. But she has the lead in the new Resident Evil movie,(Which looks like it will suck bigtime) and she looks even better in that.

Blah, Blah Blahh, Blahh, blahh blah blahh, blah blah.

Reply to Pettytheft

i like them both equally. Milla's tits arent that big but they're good shape.

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Reply to Grizely1

Finally you've come to your senses! This I can agree with!

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Reply to dhlucke

what do you mean?

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Reply to Grizely1

perhaps teh "i like them both equally"
i had that filth enement girly as cream saver fors a whils, ou ou oui, miouw

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

Have you been PMing Juin?
Cause your talkin' funny.

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Reply to zpyrd

Quote :

filth enement girly


Quote :

cream saver



Um.... okkkay...

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dance around the border like I'm Cassius Clay
</i></font color=red>

Reply to HolyGrenade

She looks kinda really skinny, quite a bit slimmer than Jessica Alba. I think she's taller too.

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dance around the border like I'm Cassius Clay
</i></font color=red>

Reply to HolyGrenade

u post froms wook, tisk tisk, bad boy u

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

hi hi
me screwed in a bit
me bad, not cream saver girly, sondern, vallpaper girly
u really holly, eu, holly?

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

holy

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

Sorry Pikey I'm not at work this afternoon.
I start three night shifts tonight at 7pm.
However I think because the forum is active I'll try to make a few posts on my lunch and rest breaks.

How's that new video card working for you?

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Reply to zpyrd

me do "contraire" of u this weekend
me do 7am-7pm s-s-monday
shifts=no good fur family
ah ya ! die radéon card! ya dis ser gut
ya ya
u gut frienlich u zp, nice guy u :-))

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

So i take it you'll be doing some serious posting this weekend from work.
The treatment plant you work in is it a sewage plant or a potable water treatment plant?

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Reply to zpyrd

caca

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

lots & lots a caca

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

LOL
You poor guy.
Those Gorman Rupp pumps suck shitt really well eh?

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Reply to zpyrd

eh! "mono" eh! "flyt"(fliyt ??)
not to do pumps much
we 6 to dry up zi caca fur incorporate in fertilizer for municipalities and some farms

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

ya ya
enough ca ca fur everyone
hey u vant some? dried of course?
hé hé me sent to u :-))

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

me give back "scott towells" to u
ah ha ha ha ha
in der box
good for house plants, but u let dry good after water, ya?

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

No thanks!!!
A caca dehydrator. It must stink like shitt for miles around that treatment plant.

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Reply to zpyrd

Have you heard about the group that wants to limit our use of dihydrogen monoxide?
They say it is the leading contributor to acid rain.
It's been found in Cancer tumors.
It already covers 3/5ths of the planet.
etc.etc.etc.etc.

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Reply to zpyrd

Oh la al al
now u talk serious shiit, not little caca!
"dihydrogen monoxyde" ?
no matter, GREENHOUSEGAZ, das die problem, is every ver, and lots lots lots

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Reply to pike

me get kid at nursery school
chow

<i><b><font color=blue>She had charcoal black hair and deep blue eyes, she was divine</i></b></font color=blue>

Reply to pike

Dude it's WATER. H2O man.
If you make the words big and scary small minded poots think it's bad for you.

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Reply to zpyrd

Quote :


She looks kinda really skinny, quite a bit slimmer than Jessica Alba. I think she's taller too.



Milla's not really that skinny. she works out, like jessica. Milla is 5"9, jessica is 5"8.

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Reply to Grizely1

[-peep-]! Jessica alba that tall? she doesn't look very tall. She's taller than me. Then again, I am short... :-(

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Reply to HolyGrenade

tall? 5"8 is short! I'm taller than her. I always thought she was way taller , or at least close to the same as me.

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Reply to Grizely1

"Milla's not really that skinny"

But she's still a babe.

I'd dong her. At least once (an hour)...

Reply to ejsmith2

I know. I like her lips. Same with Jessica's :lol: :smile:

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Reply to Grizely1

Don't forget:

Inhaling it can kill you,
in it's gaseous form it causes severe burns,
it reduces the effectiveness of vehicle brakes,
given enough time, it can dissolve almost anything...

Hehe, in my first year of university I wrote an argumentative essay trying to convince my teacher that dihydrogen monoxide was a bad chemical. I even got my chem prof to sign a sheet that listed some of the properties of it (he thought it was great)... Got an A- too :smile:


[rant]University english is a joke... Next semester I took a non-fiction english class which was really all about the prof's views on post-modernistic thought (say what?). Our big project was to read "Down and Out in Paris and London" by George Orwell and write a huge ass essay on it. Thank God I read the book two years before in a history class hehe. I didn't re-read the book, my required research consisted of two dictionary definitions from dictionary.com, I started it at 3am the morning it was due while being completely drunk, and went to class to hand it in. The prof gave us a day's extention, so I used that to make a few changes. Handed it in, got it back on the day of the final and almost pissed my pants laughing. At the bottom of the last page was written:

A+
Simply one of the best essays on this topic I have ever read. Well done.

And thus concluded the purging of what little respect I had left for the english department...[/rant]

:smile:

Lyrics. Wasted time between solos.

Reply to silverpig

<A HREF="http://www.allposters.com/Galleryc.asp?aid=67484&parentaid=0&search=Milla+Jovovich" target="_new">here you go griz</A>

Although it has a lot of good ideas, beer doesn't know anything about computers!!!

Reply to Tom_Smart

sweet, man. i buy one!!

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Reply to Grizely1

your welcomw.

Although it has a lot of good ideas, beer doesn't know anything about computers!!!

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