Virtual Sex: Porn in a Game

I was on the train home today when a most odd thought occurred to me: what if the next generation of games are tailored specifically to adults and include porn in them; a kind of porno cluedo - Professor Plum porking Secretary Sarah in the parlour - and its virtual too so you decide the action, albeit limited to what can be shot and programmed.

You're on a CSI like investigation and you're solicited by gals and guys (if thats your thing) and you have to solve shite etc..

Ridiculous? Sure, except it will happen. First attempts would be crude and ludicrous, I'm sure, but imagine a Trekky rip-off with you as the captain and you get to trawl around some make-believe battle cruiser propositioning women at your will; kind of like a for real Sims but on a grander scale. Imagine the freaks who'd be into it.

I just need to set it up; who's with me?

Unfortunately I think you are right - the first attempts at a mass market game will be clunky, contrived, and pretty lousy. There have been at least a couple of games already that have tried this and failed miserably, and the Playboy Mansion game was a pseudo-softcore version. Realistically, it is more likely that some developer will make a game with hardcore elements which are not the overall focus of the game, something like the inclusion of the strippers in Duke Nukem, but more risque.

"Virtual Entertainment" will come for sure; its the format that we cant conceive at this moment.

Let's forget DVD, Cd-rom etc., its going to be something entirely new.

A head-helmet virtual environment producer that links with the pc maybe.

I loved it!

Ah Cheez

Good ole' Leisure Suit Larry; I'd forgotten about that.

Good to see you Azz; trust you're well.

Yeah mate, thats an idea. Look at that, now we're brainstorming.

Honestly, its an area that can only grow; I truly believe that to be the case.

Personalised porn delivered in a game format, maybe. Interactive questions online that sees the couple remove an item of clothing and they indulge each other's fantasies via a private webcam situation maybe.

Somebody just give me the capital to set this shite up! This is my chance at gazillions of dollars!

i'm not sure it is needed in a full blown way. i mean perhaps on consoles but i personnally prefer to shoot people and destroy things in games.

i would feel pretty stupid doing that. i mean actually step back and think what it is your doing. you could put it down to just a bit of fun but it can't replace another human being (or animal, whatever just keep it private).

no, in my opinion shooting people is one thing having virtual sex is another(sounds strange but its true). anyone remember that movie with sly stallone and wesley snipes, demolition man or something where they don't actually have physical sex cause they think it's dirty. i would hate it if it came to that.

that was not a reflection of my personal activities