Wow, all I can say is owned. If you haven't seen this already, you'll love it, if it's already posted, my apologies.
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It is funny, but I would not be surprised if this turns out to be an urban legend (or at least, the guy posting it just made up the stor'; technically it only becomes an urban legend once others start telling the tale, as they "heard" it from a friend (of a friend, of a friend...))