Why doesn't Team Fortress 2 have any females?

So i don't know this for a fact but i'm pretty sure the characters we've see are the only ones in the retail game. So what is valve thinking? I'll bet nine out of ten of us would really like to see atleast a couple of badass female untouchables in Team fortress 2. No?

Why do you need girls? Why do you need badass girls in fact? Seriously? Are you that starved of the female form you need it in a computer game? Who cares.

As long as the game is decent that's all I'd be looking for.

It's too chunky for girls.

Don't worry they taste like crap anyway

I don’t know about you but every Easter I get a few bars and they always taste pants. I just tastes like cheap chocolate with nothing added, saying that I am a rarity in that I don’t actually like chocolate by it’s self so maybe it’s just that aspect that makes me turn my nose up at em.

j00 4r3 0wnz3d by th3 ch0c0l4t3, ph34r!

I'm not a chocolate lover myself. I've only ever had one chunk of a bar, so I can't remember how it tastes. I like the wrapper more than anything. With three younger sisters to tease, how could I not?

Perhaps this Easter you can export some my way.