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bwooo haa haa haa
cant wait to get some head from her :smile: :smile: :smile:

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That's so long it's scary.. :eek:

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Reply to AMD_Man

Quote :

"My friends always said I had an incredibly long tongue - I could make lots of money with it one day," said Annika



Heh, they weren't joking, either.
BTW, she's 12.

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Reply to FatBurger

Lol. Uggh, that's so wrong.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

thats why i said "gonna" not "is" my new GF.

have to give her a few years, and i get first dibs!

i may be morally destitute but i try not to be illegal

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

Forget about it, she is going to become lesbian’s dream come true!

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Reply to Lowlypawn

nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
it cant be!!!!

but its true... she WILL make money off that luscious twisty.. *shudder* better stop now.

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

Dude!
I wager that girl will become a muff diver.

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Reply to zpyrd

*sighs* wasted opportunities

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

If that girl has got any brains she will go get some Rosie Odonnell money or some other rich lezbo.

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Reply to Lowlypawn

lol. Definetly muffdiver.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

That chick is destined to be a porn star.

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Reply to dhlucke

Wow! Her tongue is about the size of the average male penis!

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Reply to AMD_Man

man you must be a sad man! 7 centimeters? Try 17.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Opps, I was thinking inches.

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Reply to AMD_Man

She would make an Anteater jealous!

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Reply to OldBear

She looks cute. :)

By Kyoto! Hello high waters! <font color=blue>[katie]katie & pike in heaven![/katie]</font color=blue>

Reply to pike

wtf? that's retarded, my tongue is WAY longer than that! ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!

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Reply to Grizely1

No you were thinking of yours. :smile:

Reply to Pettytheft

goood shot!
a palpable hit :smile:

i want that tongue!

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

Shut up! :mad:

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Reply to AMD_Man

Hey, don't feel bad. 7 cm is bigger than Flamethrower's!

(getting him back for his crack at me in the polls section :smile: )

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Reply to dhlucke

lol! That's not what your mom thought last night! ooooh!

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Reply to Flamethrower205

My mother is dead.

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Reply to dhlucke

That was aimed at AMD Man. clicked the wrong thing. Sorry to hear that dh.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Not good to dis a dead mom.



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Reply to OldBear

Give her a super set of Hooters and she'll make almost as much money as Bill Gates.

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Reply to zpyrd

I wonder if this little girl knows how much of hit she is on the Internet.
I wouldn't click on that link to much. I wouldn't be surprised if it's under surveillance by the authorities looking for losers who like child pornography.
I wouldn't be surprised if it's a fake picture and a fake story set up by the authorities to track losers who like child pornography.

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Reply to zpyrd

well regardless, once she turns 16 that tongue is mine!

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

You are all sick, immoral people. You shall all burn in hell, for this. Please repent!

By Kyoto! Hello high waters! <font color=blue>[katie]</font color=blue> wiil be back!

Reply to pike

OMG, but reading from some of your replies you people are crazy.

It's not a bug, it's a feature :wink:
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Reply to svol

Dude, legel age is 18.

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Reply to Flamethrower205

Not in Australia.

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Reply to FatBurger

PooBaa! There is a voice behind the doors of Hell. It is calling your name!
Do something! Correct your ways!

By Kyoto! Hello high waters! <font color=blue>[katie]</font color=blue> wiil be back!

Reply to pike

seroiusly??

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Reply to Grizely1

seroiusly (sic)

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Reply to FatBurger

As i often say: "Better burn in Hell with some company than
freeze in Heaven all alone!"

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Reply to LordKaos

I found her future calling.
<A HREF="http://www.fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?237.12.676" target="_new">http://www.fun-lists.com/cgi-bin/g.cgi?237.12.676</A>
It's safe to open at work! I think. :smile: :lol:

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Reply to zpyrd

The loneliness of the Holy path!

By Kyoto! Hello high waters! <font color=blue>[katie]</font color=blue> wiil be back!

Reply to pike

When I said you had POTENTIAL this was not exactly what I was referring to!
Oh! PooBaa! Please reconsider your ways!

By Kyoto! Hello high waters! <font color=blue>[katie]</font color=blue> wiil be back!

Reply to pike

im completely disreputable remember?

by the way... my Hamster wants to give your katie some tongue

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

sweet, make a video and sell it for moneys

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Reply to Grizely1

couple of things.
1. legal age in ozland is 16
2. yes a voice in hell is calling me. its my alter ego infact.
3. i like my alterego
4. that tongue is STILL mine.
5. my hamster wants to do katie

:smile:

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

No, do not remember anything like that, a <font color=blue>link</font color=blue>, perhaps.
Will not even consider answering that second statement. Shame shame shame

By Kyoto! Hello high waters! <font color=blue>[katie]</font color=blue> wiil be back!

Reply to pike

i could give u a link to this thread perhaps?
:smile:

seems ive gotten over being dumped... back to my old morally corrupt self and lovin it.

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

u crazy man from australia

swim out past the breakers and watch the world die

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Reply to Grizely1

Never mind that <font color=blue>link</font color=blue>, i take you at your word. Must be tough, being dumpted, especially in some cases... I've been shielded from that since i've been married for, oh, so,so, long.
You live the life of the self sufficient totally independant human creature. Others live the bonded for life version, with responsabilities weighing us down so heavyly.
Ah, both versions are needed.
Cheers

By Kyoto! Hello high waters! <font color=blue>[katie]</font color=blue> wiil be back!

Reply to pike

does this mean we SHOULDNT mention katie in front of your wife/gf/slave?

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

nope... cant do that. too many sharks and box jelly fish.

oh and by the way... the tongue is still mine!

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Reply to lhgpoobaa

Na, she has a similar infatuation with that new James Bond guy, perhaps to a lesser degree however. Wonder if that's who she thinks of when I go down on her? :redface:
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By Kyoto! Hello high waters! <font color=blue>[katie]</font color=blue> wiil be back!

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