Quote of the week perhaps?

ROFLOL!!

</b> <font color=red>CHANGE THAT DAMN SIG OF THE WEEK!</font color=red>

greaaaat...lol...

<b><font color=red>ATI</font color=red>'s drivers are like a broken faucet, they both keep on leaking...</b>

That's hilarious! LOL!!

Hey, I just went ahead and showed my nearest-and-dearest the porn collection. (Which may be one of the largest ever assembled in the history of man. I'm very partial to little brunettes with big hooters, and celebrities who can't seem to manage to stay dressed in public.) I don't care if they think I'm a total, depraved perv ... if there were no naked chicks on the Internet, I doubt that I would have ever bothered to get online in the first place. I'm still waiting for that complete, immersive, interactive hologram starring Analice Nicolau and yours truly, and after that ... no one may ever see me again. I'll just have my meals pushed in through a slot in the door!

I made it very clear, that if either of my parents uses my computer, and they are offended by whatever glistening red snapper might be currently displayed ... it's either that, or I'll make arrangements to produce a howling, equally depraved grandchild, which they would be forced to help babysit until the end of their lives.

Now when my mother spies a new desktop, she just says, very quickly "Ooo, she's pretty ... has your grandmother/friends/girlfriend seen that one?" ... and changes the subject.

It's actually a better security feature than a password. And it keeps family members from walking into your house without knocking.

Sometimes it's good to be a nerd.



Toey

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<font color=purple>"Procrastination on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part."</font color=purple>

ya but how do you explain why that lab is playing 101 dalmations with that blonde?

I run duals because i multitask between notepad, outlook express and winamp

hahahaha
a most funny thread this...

fortunately for me ive made it so simple even my folks can use it, with hibernate and APCI the commands are:
to turn on: press the big blue button
to turn off: press it again.

as ive set it up so it hibernates on pressing the power button. most useful.

Anything i think of as 'Decent' is unlikely to ever become 'OEM'

My mom installed RAM a few weeks ago...

<font color=blue>If you don't buy Windows, then the terrorists have already won!</font color=blue> - Microsoft

i have a story...
one day at work, i got a call from my boss...he told me that someone had problems with their computer and he wanted me to look at it...when i went to go fix the computer...i ran into the guy who had the problem with it...the person was b*tching about how all these new computers suck and they're good for nothing...the guy went on and on about that for a good 2 minutes...after i told him to clam down...i asked him to tell me what the problem was...he told me that his computer wouldnt boot and it had an "error" message on the screen...i was like "ok" and i went to go look at what the error was...this was the message:

<i>"Invalid boot disk. Press any key to continue."</i>

<b><font color=red>ATI</font color=red>'s drivers are like a broken faucet, they both keep on leaking...</b>

hahahahahha
hang on...

YOU FOOL!!!!
you could have scammed $100+ bucks from them!!!!
i hope u did!

and invalid boot disk... always a killer


I had a very profound signature, but it was over 100 characters

I was there, but yes, she did it.

<font color=blue>If you don't buy Windows, then the terrorists have already won!</font color=blue> - Microsoft

wow, that's great.... wish my mom could even turn on the computer by herself

<font color=red><b>Don't take life too seriously.... You won't get out of it alive.</font color=red></b>

bah, my dad knows computers almost as well as i do.

<font color=red><b>Don't take life too seriously.... You won't get out of it alive.</font color=red></b>

What's next? Linux with actual software support?
Nah, that'll never happen

<font color=blue>If you don't buy Windows, then the terrorists have already won!</font color=blue> - Microsoft

Every day I get dickheads coming into the store where I work,I had a lady who returned a scanner that she brought cos it didnt have a cd slot on it, someone had told her you could scan pictures in and burn them to cd, she said the salesman never told her she needed a computer to do that!


God must have loved dickheads, cos he made so many of them