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How to do Busness, Auzzie style

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apparently alot of people in oz want this to happen.

You're an embarrisment to nature you know that?

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Hehehe, and you guys wonder why people think Aussies are nothing but reformed criminals.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Reply to Pettytheft

heh... the guy diserves it though.
definatley a big shadey operator.
months before they let on to anyone that they KNEW there wre in dire trouble the board members were voting themselves pay rises and bonuses for achieved goals. if they couldnt achieve them the goal was lowered.

and how 2 of them are trying to start up another company!!!
and the first hasnt even been settled with the recievers.
whats worse is that its called tel one, the dead company was called one tell, and they are even using the same logo's and artistry.
ALOT of miffed creditors out there, owed alot of moolah.

You're an embarrisment to nature you know that?

Reply to lhgpoobaa
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Is not business and corruption if not synonymous then closely related?
As for the right testicule, I would gladly sell mine for $5,000 USD, seriously!

pikey pig

Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!

Reply to pike

murdock however is a major player... and not someone that u generally furk with, especially if your in the media/communications busness.

he will proly screw that busness into the ground where it wil get to the point where the guy is begging to have his testicle painfully removed to end the suffering. :smile:

You're an embarrisment to nature you know that?

Reply to lhgpoobaa
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The removal of a testicule need not be painfull in any way whatsoever! We guys are so so retarded in sexual matters.

1- Only 1 (one), testicule is needed to procreate and produce all the testosterone a adult male will ever need to function sexually!

2- The surgical removal of a testicule is childs play for a surgeon and a aesthetic inplant is also simple.

Give me $5000, I will show you!

p.s. Even the removal of both can be counterbalanced by a properly devised injection schedule of hormone therapy.

pikey pie

Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!

Reply to pike

*looks at you*
im beginning to think that removal of both your testicles will do the gene pool a world of good, if u get my drift :smile:

You're an embarrisment to nature you know that?

Reply to lhgpoobaa
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:mad:

Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!

Reply to pike
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At least you're not into hamsters Pikey.
:smile:



:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear
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WTF! A man needs his testicles and there will be no more talk about removing them ever again!

<font color=red>God</font color=red> <font color=blue>Bless</font color=blue> <font color=red>America!</font color=red>

Reply to dhlucke
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I think you overdosed on $hit. :lol:

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Reply to zpyrd

ROFL!

Do you get sympathetic pains DH?

I'll <b>bet</b> it's not painful. You faint almost right away. :smile:

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Reply to camieabz
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I like my balls just they way they are.
And I'm going to keep them.

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Reply to zpyrd
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Look at the madness.
Displaced male supremacy.
Let`s get our AK-47 and ...
[sarcasm]

Aside from male spermatazoid cells the production of the biochemical testosterone is the only bodily function of testicules.

Ya man go have the woman get a hystorectomy, we are so so manly!
Damn it!

Women are here for more reasons than we are presently aware of!

pike :mad:

Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!<P ID="edit"><FONT SIZE=-1><EM>Edited by pike on 04/07/02 10:04 PM.</EM></FONT></P>

Reply to pike
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Camie. Did you ever hear of the Ohno bird?


:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear
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The Ohno bird has 2-inch legs and 3-inch balls. The way he received his name was,
every time he comes in for a landing he hollers…Oh No…Oh No…

:smile:



:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear
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What kind of Canuck are you promoting the use of an AK.

Cut your balls off and lost all your sense of patriotism.

<A HREF="http://www.diemaco.com/" target="_new">http://www.diemaco.com/</A>

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Reply to zpyrd
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Cool link.


:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear
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The sound effects should be added to the sig of the decade!!!!


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Reply to zpyrd
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It is cool. I found out I had left my speakers set too high.


:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear
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I was being sarcastic up there, look again please.
No that link is not for me I`m afraid, send it to some terrorist group!
Sorry, zpyrd, these wars are really bothering me. My kids are saking difficult questions(my 12 year old).

Wait till your kids tell you after hearing about another terrorist bombing: "ah ! daddy it`s always the same, isn`t there any thing new!"
Damn scary! They must not grow up thinking this is normal reality.

Trying to understand it all, that`s all.

Sincerely
Danny

Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!

Reply to pike

Have you heard of the pulzit bird?

He follows on the heels of people who talk crap, saying...

[cough]pulzit[/cough]

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Reply to camieabz

ha
well i have 4!
2 for me, 2 for my cute fuzzy hamster.

You're an embarrisment to nature you know that?

Reply to lhgpoobaa
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I don't think they sell to terrorist groups.

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Reply to zpyrd
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LOL. I will get some mileage out of that one.

:lol:



:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear
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Are you saying you have a "strap on" to use on your hamster.

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Reply to zpyrd
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sigh

Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!

Reply to pike
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I apologize to you zpyrd.
You had no malicious intent in your reply, I should have realized this!

Danny

Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!

Reply to pike
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Maybe you had a bad batch of pooh at work today? :smile:

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Reply to zpyrd
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:cool:

Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!

Reply to pike

Well dudes if you lost half a billion dollars you would want to do this too, the question is, Which one?

I used to be indecisive, now Im not so sure

Reply to Anonymous
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If left handed then the right one.
If right handed ...

pike


Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!

Reply to pike

Here's a recount of a trip I took to a store in Sydney.

Me: Do you have any of x product?
Them: We stopped carrying that because we kept selling out of it.
Me: Umm...

<font color=blue>If you don't buy Windows, then the terrorists have already won!</font color=blue> - Microsoft

Reply to FatBurger
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:lol: I have to add that to my all time favorite list.



:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear

God I need competition like that.

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Reply to camieabz
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Looks like you will have to go to Oz to get it.


:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear

oz is great

You're an embarrisment to nature you know that?

Reply to lhgpoobaa
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You speak highly of it.
Most of the time.


:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear

hehe

its a great place.
shame the exchange rate is shite
and its very hard to find decent hardware

apart from that...

You're an embarrisment to nature you know that?

Reply to lhgpoobaa
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You also speak highly of your broadband.

:smile:



:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear

Quote :

Women are here for more reasons than we are presently aware of!


Name one good reason besides having one cook/clean for me?

Everything else they do involves emotional work and trouble, and you dont need an aussie business man to have you by the balls, women do a good enough job of that.
:lol:


If it aint broke don't fix it, just tweak it instead!

Reply to Anonymous

I can think of two.

I bet Dr. <b>Hooter</b> can too!

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Reply to camieabz

yeah, but that involves emotions and hugging afterwards.

If it aint broke don't fix it, just tweak it instead!

Reply to Anonymous
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I agree with Camie.



:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

Reply to OldBear

Not if you're asleep.

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Reply to camieabz

If they didnt have that heavenly spot between their legs that all us guys would save a nation for, they would be stacked ten high at the rubbish dump! yeah seriously..lol




If it aint broke don't fix it, just tweak it instead!

Reply to Anonymous

Yep, I can sleep pretty quick afterwards.

If it aint broke don't fix it, just tweak it instead!

Reply to Anonymous
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I can think of two also, those two small shining globes that beam into your soul when they look into your eyes!

AH! Women! Sexy women.

pikey

Buddha, Mahomet, Jesus and Confucius! They once cared for us, perhaps they still do!

Reply to pike

Arrr yes, the spell of impending doom. lol

If it aint broke don't fix it, just tweak it instead!

Reply to Anonymous
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Ok. So you've been dumped. Their is the right one for you somewhere.
Keep looking.

:smile:



:smile: <b><font color=green>I took an I.Q. test today...it came back negative.</font color=green></b> :smile:

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