Crap...I did it. I bought CoD4. My life is ruined! My wife is going to leave me now...I'm addicted. I never thought I'd say this, but...goodbye America's Army. You've been a great friend for many, many years now...but I need to move on. I found a girl with a bigger chest and her name is CoD4. She's hot and when we "do it" she makes my "thingy" almost overheat. You've never done that for me, baby! I still love you and I may visit from time to time, but for now...I need some space.
Yeah, I love the game. Still play it at least once a day. I love the unlockable achievements too, and then getting accused for hacking when you go 35 and 0 trying to get the Survive for one whole match award.