Caption Contest: Happy Birthday, Steve Ballmer!

[JMcEntegart]

We haven't done a Steve Ballmer caption contest yet, but it was his birthday yesterday so we figure it's high time we show the CEO of Microsoft a little love.

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[whiz]

"I totally control that girl's mind..."

 

[rambo117]

cingular: raising the bar

 

[jonpaul37]

Ballmer & random Asian girl: "We are the Borg. Resistance is futile."

random Asian guy: "Bend over and tell that to my West Siiiiiiied Shocker!"

 

[brennon7]

"Two people about to receive the shocker"

Really, why is that guy putting up the "shocker?"

 

[Rancifer7]

"Hey I thought those face suckers were....oooo look at the pretty lights."

 

[leo2kp]

Cornrows

 

[nicklasd87]

"Smile if you know you look ridiculous"

 

[bogcotton]

[Man in the middle] Muahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!! You have fallen for my evil plan. These mind control devices will give me power over one of the biggest companies in the world, and the woman I love. ***Throws west side sign for extra gangsta***

[Steve Ballmer - said through teeth] Stop making me smile you bastard! SOMEBODY HELP.

[Asian lady] This is kind of kinky. XD

 

[batkerson]

"We girls have to stick together, even in hair styles!"

 

[Ryun]

Ballmer - "How long did you say I have to wear this thing until my hair grows back?"

 

[steveoh]

Why bother?

 

[seasonaleclipse]

"This is to harness my telekinesis powers. Instead of bending spoons I shall raise Microsoft Stocks!"

 

[Guest]

steve ballmer demonstrating the new electroshock therapy controller for xbox

 

[vertigo_2000]

That's not shocker. Shocker has the ring finger turned in, not the middle finger.

Unless your GF is opposite of most women.

 

[Tomtompiper]

Guy in the middle. "And if I increase the Voltage you will end up with a dimple in your forehead, a gray beard and a pink tie."

 

[Guest]

All your brain are belong to us!

 

[pmac1328]

Ballmer [thinks to himself]: "This reminds me... i really should make an appointment to see my dentist..."

 

[Guest]

In response to Nintendo's announcement of the 3DS, Steve Ballmer unveiled the 360's newest accessory. Xbox 3D360

 

[falchard]

"How much do YOU think this brain wave emitter is worth? Wait just one more minute before you answer. Watch as MS Brain makes this woman smile. Now how much do you think this emitter is worth? Don't answer. Wait until you see it work on this person without an emitter. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT, It controls peoples minds through thin air!? Thats right, you can make people do stuff EVEN PEOPLE WITHOUT A RECIEVER! How much did you guess? $500? A Thousand? EVEN MORE? NO!! Its just $99! Thats right its $99. Its an incredible value but its true. Its MS Brain From Microsoft!"

 

[Hilarion]

Ballmer: "You're sure this will actually give me control of Steve Jobs?"

Offstage reply: "Sure!"

Ballmer: "Sweet!"

 

[HavoCnMe]

Steve getting ready for the "I Love Lucy" convention.

 

[HavoCnMe]

Steve with his two adopted love children.

 

[nicodemus_mm]

"♪♪ If I only had a brain...♪♪ Oh, wait! I'll just use hers."

 

[Shadow703793]

Steve: Hey lookie! I can haz controlz over me Apple fanboyz and fangirlz!!!!