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September 23, 2013 9:53:19 AM

What are the best the funniest CLEAN jokes ever.

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September 23, 2013 9:57:01 AM

Why do most men die before their wives ?

Spoiler
Cause they want to


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September 23, 2013 9:57:57 AM

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea.

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.

That's all I know!
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September 23, 2013 10:11:30 AM

Oh, you meant clean as in safe for work... so you probably don't want to hear the one about the hooker and the carwash.
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September 23, 2013 10:11:48 AM

What's the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted one?

The extroverted engineer stares at your shoes, :) 
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September 23, 2013 10:14:05 AM

How do you get a pikachu on a train?
Spoiler
You Pokém-on


What does Bruce Lee order at Burger king?
Spoiler
Whoppa!
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September 23, 2013 10:16:18 AM

What's the difference between an airline pilot and God? God doesn't think he's a pilot.
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September 23, 2013 10:21:06 AM

DarkSable said:
What's the difference between an introverted engineer and an extroverted one?

The extroverted engineer stares at your shoes, :) 


:D 
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September 23, 2013 10:24:28 AM

A sergeant in motion outranks a lieutenant that doesn't know what's going on.

An ordnance tech at a dead run outranks everybody.

- schlock mercenaries
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September 23, 2013 10:36:52 AM


Why are men like noodles? Because they're always in hot water, lack taste and they need dough.

How does one get a man to exercise? Put the remote between his toes.

What's the difference between government Bonds and men? Government Bonds mature.


Can't remember the rest. Had a whole list... put a 7/11 store of female staff into hysterics
with them all. Male manager came out, asked what was going on, they looked at him and
then just started laughing even more. :) 

Of course if you want to come at it from the other side of the fence, then...

What do you call 10 blondes in a row? A wind tunnel.

Ian.

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September 23, 2013 10:38:11 AM

I went to see my therapist and he said my problem fitting in socially was I'm an angry jerk to people.

I said he was the dumbest, most incompetent person I know and I demanded a 2nd opinion.

So he said "OK, you're ugly too!"
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September 24, 2013 6:00:20 AM

while me and another coworker were engaging in some rather techy geek talks my boss 8-10 years ago came up with a witty phrase to say. it honestly had me laughing (its not funny unless you're techie) but my coworker didnt seem to get it.

"oh yeah... well my gigahertz when i ram is that a problem?"
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September 24, 2013 6:39:46 AM

LOL
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October 3, 2013 11:35:27 AM

Why are fish terrible at basketball?

Because they're afraid of the net.
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