Why are men like noodles? Because they're always in hot water, lack taste and they need dough.
How does one get a man to exercise? Put the remote between his toes.
What's the difference between government Bonds and men? Government Bonds mature.
Can't remember the rest. Had a whole list... put a 7/11 store of female staff into hysterics
with them all. Male manager came out, asked what was going on, they looked at him and
then just started laughing even more.
Of course if you want to come at it from the other side of the fence, then...
What do you call 10 blondes in a row? A wind tunnel.
Ian.