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Steve Ballmer No Longer On Microsoft's Board

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August 19, 2014 3:02:55 PM

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August 19, 2014 3:38:40 PM

Balmer has a lot of Commitments now. First he owns a Basketball team. Second he owns a new Used Car Lot. Come on down to Balmer's Car Paradise just next to the swap meet and get yourself into a new lightly used vehicle from the '90s.
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August 19, 2014 4:28:11 PM

He used car lot won't be possible without those MECHANICS! MECHANICS! MECHANICS!
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August 19, 2014 5:27:02 PM

Ballmer as a car salesman would be all kinds of awesome.

"You get A/C, power steering, automatic transmission, built-in GPS navigation, you get all these features and more for a monthly lease of...how much would you guess? Five hundred? A thousand? Even more? NO!!!"
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August 19, 2014 7:18:21 PM

Now with Ballmer out of the picture at Microsoft the company might actually start doing better. Too many things Ballmer did that put the company on a wrong path.
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August 19, 2014 7:28:35 PM

Balmers first act as Clippers owner was to tell his wife in private not to bring Magic Johnson or any of his friends to Clippers games
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August 19, 2014 10:06:45 PM

A year ago B. said he would never sell his MS stock. Now he says, he won't sell it in the "foreseeable future...."

MS has been floundering for a decade. So I'm not unhappy to see him go. But I do wonder if the current leadership really has any clue about the problem, or if they are just going to keep trying to copy what worked for some other company 5 years ago.
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August 20, 2014 2:53:05 AM

he will do to the clippers what he did to Microsoft. lol
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August 20, 2014 4:08:12 AM

Ballmer is one of the worst things to ever happen to Microsoft; the most scatterbrained business strategies. This guy was all over the place.

But hey... He's a billionaire and I'm not. I must be doing 'it' wrong?
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August 20, 2014 6:06:50 AM

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Ballmer as a car salesman would be all kinds of awesome.

"You get A/C, power steering, automatic transmission, built-in GPS navigation, you get all these features and more for a monthly lease of...how much would you guess? Five hundred? A thousand? Even more? NO!!!"

Automatic transmission is for losers.
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August 20, 2014 6:30:42 AM

Leave sinking ship :) 
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August 20, 2014 9:19:52 AM

Ballmer's excitement when he sold it to his very first customer
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August 20, 2014 8:24:16 PM

Good riddance! Bring the '8' with you. I mean the windows 8, not the lucky number 8. I just realize that was ironic, though.. ;) 
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August 20, 2014 10:01:08 PM

He may be smart; but lacks understanding the market. MS is recovering from his push to force us into touch and tiles.
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August 21, 2014 3:40:30 AM

Morbus said:

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Automatic transmission is for losers.


Unless you're talking about a Challenger Hellcat Edition.
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