Tom's hardware authorities, in a press release today, announced all members should be on the lookout for an escaped gang of 404's and 500's that broke out of their detention facilities earlier today. Any 404 or 500 you encounter should be considered armed and dangerous, well maybe not armed, and probably not dangerous, but authorities say you should use caution in any case.
Code enforcement officers say they're not sure how the escape happened but they've indicated the troublesome numbers are making quite a mess of things. Multiple hit and runs, disorderly conduct and accounts of squatting on threads have been reported. Authorities have launched an investigation into the incident and are certain the noncompliant ones and zeros can be tracked down and returned to lockup in the near future.
Citizens, or more actually, members, are warned not to approach or attempt to apprehend these code wreckers if encountered. Authorities have indicated they have the situation well in hand and say not to approach or engage the rogue code for any reason.
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The best advice we can offer is to stay safely behind your desks and let us handle this. We're professionals!"
Ok, that's not entirely true, but it IS based on a true story.