Last message on previous page: Ah, but your failure to procure any rear door activity will have only cost you a few quid, Wingy is down a couple of hundred £k and he's still no nearer to potting the brown. [/rubbing it in]
True.. The Slapperford just made a timely appearance on the IM. If only I wasn't completely out of paper bags I'd be on for some bung hole action myself this evening. [/Struggling to maintain even his own low standards]
Seriously.. the offer is come round and fcuk me and I won't even ask you to stay for a brew. Does this give some indication of the quality of the bung hole on offer? "I'm over you, I had a one night stand last week - I'm not a slag he just didn't txt me the next day". I think we just hit the pent-a-bag standard!
Hang on.. you wouldn't shag me even if I paid you only two posts back and now your trying to take my bung hole? You have the consistency of a turd, Sir.
