Last message on previous page: Ah, but your failure to procure any rear door activity will have only cost you a few quid, Wingy is down a couple of hundred £k and he's still no nearer to potting the brown. [/rubbing it in]
------------------------------'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD
True.. The Slapperford just made a timely appearance on the IM. If only I wasn't completely out of paper bags I'd be on for some bung hole action myself this evening. [/Struggling to maintain even his own low standards]
Perhaps I should put a positive spin on it then....
------------------------------'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD
Seriously.. the offer is come round and fcuk me and I won't even ask you to stay for a brew. Does this give some indication of the quality of the bung hole on offer? "I'm over you, I had a one night stand last week - I'm not a slag he just didn't txt me the next day". I think we just hit the pent-a-bag standard!
Hang on.. you wouldn't shag me even if I paid you only two posts back and now your trying to take my bung hole? You have the consistency of a turd, Sir.
------------------------------'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD
It's just that we get our chances of back door fun in real life....... [/100% bastage attempt]
Message edited by RobD on 05-11-2008 at 06:29:14 PM
------------------------------'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD
------------------------------'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD
Bite your entire arse? I think not. There's half a dozen festering polyps containing substances that have yet to be even classified on each cheek.
...*shudders*...
------------------------------'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD
...*kisses Pike upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat*...
Sorry... I forgot the [/+5 Obscure Lyric]
Message edited by JustPlainJef on 08-19-2008 at 03:28:18 PM
------------------------------No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef
------------------------------No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef
they are only useless to those who need to use everything ... let them be gawddammit ... how about humans being useless to a far superior alien race! Now wouldn't that be a good lesson in humility!