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RobD   05-09-2008 at 05:12:20 PM
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Ah, but your failure to procure any rear door activity will have only cost you a few quid, Wingy is down a couple of hundred £k and he's still no nearer to potting the brown. [/rubbing it in]

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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audiovoodoo   05-09-2008 at 05:31:42 PM
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True.. The Slapperford just made a timely appearance on the IM. If only I wasn't completely out of paper bags I'd be on for some bung hole action myself this evening. [/Struggling to maintain even his own low standards]

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WingDing   05-09-2008 at 06:19:55 PM
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Risk of a bastage there, pal :(

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RobD   05-09-2008 at 06:21:54 PM
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Perhaps I should put a positive spin on it then....

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   05-09-2008 at 06:41:11 PM
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Give it a shot. Sounds like a tall order though.

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audiovoodoo   05-09-2008 at 06:42:28 PM
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Seriously.. the offer is come round and fcuk me and I won't even ask you to stay for a brew. Does this give some indication of the quality of the bung hole on offer? "I'm over you, I had a one night stand last week - I'm not a slag he just didn't txt me the next day". I think we just hit the pent-a-bag standard!

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WingDing   05-09-2008 at 06:55:49 PM
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I refer to my earlier response about the Wingding having standards.

I wouldn't even shag you if you paid me [/harsh and unnecessary]

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audiovoodoo   05-09-2008 at 06:59:30 PM
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You know darn well the context of that post. Since when has the Wingding needed an invite? Well... when out in the other anyway.

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WingDing   05-09-2008 at 10:36:16 PM
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A fair point.

...*mounts chimp*...

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strangestranger   05-09-2008 at 10:41:08 PM
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*mounts Wingy*

Come on guys hop on board.

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WingDing   05-09-2008 at 11:00:17 PM
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....*anus opens wide*...

WE ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL FLOAT DOWN HERE........

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audiovoodoo   05-10-2008 at 11:01:53 AM
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Hang on.. you wouldn't shag me even if I paid you only two posts back and now your trying to take my bung hole? You have the consistency of a turd, Sir.

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RobD   05-10-2008 at 11:24:58 AM
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He's just a shameless tart underneath it all.

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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audiovoodoo   05-11-2008 at 01:32:17 PM
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We all are... When given half a chance.

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RobD   05-11-2008 at 06:28:17 PM
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It's just that we get our chances of back door fun in real life....... [/100% bastage attempt]


Message edited by RobD on 05-11-2008 at 06:29:14 PM
------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   05-11-2008 at 07:29:17 PM
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...*cluster BASTAGE*...

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RobD   05-11-2008 at 08:39:08 PM
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...*bows*...

Thank you kind sir. :)

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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WingDing   05-11-2008 at 09:05:05 PM
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Bite my entire arse.

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RCPilot   05-12-2008 at 02:35:17 AM
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[snickers]

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Dazzle them with Brilliance, or Baffle them with Bull S-it!!!!!
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RobD   05-12-2008 at 09:16:48 AM
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Bite your entire arse? I think not. There's half a dozen festering polyps containing substances that have yet to be even classified on each cheek.

...*shudders*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
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mugz   05-12-2008 at 09:47:50 AM
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Nasty.

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albundy2   07-19-2008 at 08:08:30 AM
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salty yet satisfying... /bored

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mugz   07-21-2008 at 10:26:00 AM
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*slits albundy2's throat with a large knife*

Sorry, you're not getting a suit, and your life's going downhill fast as a result of that juicy, tempting hole under your face...

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pike   08-19-2008 at 01:07:35 AM
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oh wingding please kiss me

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JustPlainJef   08-19-2008 at 02:15:05 PM
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...*kisses Pike upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat*...

Sorry... I forgot the [/+5 Obscure Lyric]


Message edited by JustPlainJef on 08-19-2008 at 03:28:18 PM
------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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mugz   08-19-2008 at 03:14:22 PM
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*helps with a large sledgehammer*

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pike   08-21-2008 at 11:13:17 PM
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pike are tough buggers...more lives than a cat

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JustPlainJef   08-22-2008 at 02:40:58 AM
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And about as useless too...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
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pike   08-22-2008 at 06:48:45 PM
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they are only useless to those who need to use everything ... let them be gawddammit ... how about humans being useless to a far superior alien race! Now wouldn't that be a good lesson in humility!

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mugz   10-03-2008 at 05:40:50 PM
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My cat's on about -237 lives at last counting...

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GeneticWeapon   10-06-2008 at 04:20:30 AM
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It is a privilege to be once again in the presence of wingding's dripping ****.

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GeneticWeapon   10-06-2008 at 04:21:15 AM
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oh wtf I cant say c o c k here?

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WingDing   10-06-2008 at 12:18:56 PM
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Only the Wingding can make such utterances.

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audiovoodoo   10-06-2008 at 04:45:25 PM
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WingDing wrote :

Only the Wingding can make such a strong case for marrying mingers that shop at Primark.



Fixed.

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WingDing   10-06-2008 at 04:48:04 PM
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Let me know if they take it up the jacksie, in which case sign me up.

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audiovoodoo   10-06-2008 at 04:54:21 PM
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I really am half tempted to introduce you to the slapperford...

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WingDing   10-06-2008 at 05:05:05 PM
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We could always revisit that rent deal....

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audiovoodoo   10-06-2008 at 05:15:31 PM
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Living your life vicariously.... just like your finances.

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V3NOM   12-28-2008 at 08:12:38 AM
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Hi WingDing, i'm 8 years old.

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audiovoodoo   12-28-2008 at 12:25:51 PM
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First rule of the other - No kid references.
Second rule of the other - We would have thought you're a c0ck regardless.

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WingDing   08-04-2009 at 10:56:34 PM
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1. Dismount your mother.
2. Wipe your knob clean.
3. Eat a bullet.
4. Twice.

------------------------------ "Most people just wipe away the jism and try to erase the memory..."
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mugz   08-14-2009 at 12:33:47 PM
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5. Kill the genetic donors that resulted in you.

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r_manic   10-09-2009 at 08:22:47 AM
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