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WingDing   03-18-2008 at 12:03:05 AM
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Last message on previous page:
You're in the wrong line. That line is for a pink meat licking session with Vanessa Feltz.

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Dirty_Barry   03-18-2008 at 12:04:04 AM
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I will still be first.

At least you haven't touched it with your user stick..
I hope it's beef.

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WingDing   03-18-2008 at 12:05:52 AM
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The only beef you'll get this week is when Riser sits on your face.

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audiovoodoo   03-19-2008 at 10:08:52 AM
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I thought wieners were a pork product?

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mugz   03-20-2008 at 08:13:35 AM
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Funny, I was also under that impression.

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WingDing   03-20-2008 at 09:59:30 AM
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I stand corrected.

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audiovoodoo   03-20-2008 at 10:47:59 AM
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And I thought you were a sausage expert Mr Ding...

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WingDing   03-20-2008 at 11:16:10 AM
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Riser is somewhat of an exception to most rules.

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audiovoodoo   03-20-2008 at 11:24:50 AM
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Your field of expertise relates only to a good salami and not to the humble chipolata?

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WingDing   03-20-2008 at 11:45:31 AM
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You should know....

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mugz   03-20-2008 at 04:19:51 PM
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A nymphomaniac named Jill
Tried a dynamite stick for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.

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Dirty_Barry   03-20-2008 at 08:33:32 PM
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Not even I would touch Riser. Not even for Mrs.Wingys annual allowance.

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Caboose-1   03-21-2008 at 09:13:16 AM
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You forget that she has no "allowance". She takes how much and when she wishes.

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WingDing   03-21-2008 at 10:10:18 AM
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+ 1,000,000 painful truth.

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llama_man   10-30-2008 at 03:50:38 PM
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I hope you've finished tomorrow's instalment...

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audiovoodoo   10-30-2008 at 04:02:54 PM
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With the size of those bills it's going to be a lifetime of instalments...

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WingDing   10-30-2008 at 04:17:31 PM
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I shall deliver as promised. It's a little gross though.

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llama_man   10-30-2008 at 04:25:06 PM
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Only a little? Go back and rewrite it.

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WingDing   10-30-2008 at 05:02:49 PM
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It's about as appealing as sniffing Riser's crotch.


Message edited by WingDing on 10-30-2008 at 05:03:08 PM
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llama_man   10-30-2008 at 05:35:34 PM
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Good Mugz! I don't know where that's been.


Although I can hazard a guess as to where it's not been...

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audiovoodoo   10-30-2008 at 09:00:15 PM
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llama_man wrote :

Although I can hazard a guess it's been places where Wingys has not been...



Fixed.

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llama_man   10-30-2008 at 09:32:32 PM
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Oh, he's been up there with Mrs Phillips and various animals.

Just never his wife.



Never, ever, ever.

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WingDing   10-30-2008 at 10:09:47 PM
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There's always hope.......

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audiovoodoo   10-30-2008 at 10:19:57 PM
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+5 Fudge Fantasy

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WingDing   10-30-2008 at 10:34:35 PM
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Fantasy?? Huh???

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audiovoodoo   10-30-2008 at 11:13:55 PM
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There's more chance of RC going tee total than there is of you realising that dream of yours.

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WingDing   10-30-2008 at 11:37:30 PM
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Do you really want to talk about my dreams?

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mugz   10-31-2008 at 10:25:03 AM
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No, not me.

I actually want to get it on film and put it on most of the major TV networks worldwide. Hopefully the resulting mass suicides will reduce the 6+ billion population somewhat...

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WingDing   10-31-2008 at 11:33:02 AM
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If it's in 3-D, you risk global suicide.

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mugz   10-31-2008 at 03:43:58 PM
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*whistles innocently*

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mugz   05-15-2009 at 12:02:40 PM
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*stuffs necroposter into a large marine engine's cylinder no 1 while it's at BDC*

*applies torque until cylinder no 1 has reached TDC*

*locks engine*

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audiovoodoo   05-15-2009 at 08:47:23 PM
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Two months since you got laid? I can't think why...

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mugz   05-18-2009 at 01:28:46 PM
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It's getting to the point where I seriously doubt that I can even remember what to do with a woman.

It's also bad enough that if a fairly attractive woman walks past, my day is completely screwed because I can't stop thinking about sex.

I also have to avoid booze because after three drinks I just start hitting on everything that looks remotely female in the company, which can be troublesome with regard to boyfriends and/or double-baggers.

I hate my life at the moment.

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BigMac   05-18-2009 at 04:40:20 PM
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So what's the problem then? Nobody is falling for your charms? Are you not looking hard enough? Are you not trying hard enough? What is it?

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audiovoodoo   05-18-2009 at 08:20:31 PM
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They must just be slipping through those holes in his hands...

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exit2dos   05-19-2009 at 03:45:10 AM
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Maybe women just lose interest when they hear it takes three days for you to rise.

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mugz   05-27-2009 at 03:28:53 PM
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Nah, just very depressed and pissed off most of the time.

Women, it seems, don't find that attractive.

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biswas   08-04-2009 at 10:45:20 PM
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its quite different to hear that .
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biswas   08-04-2009 at 10:49:41 PM
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BomberBill wrote :

Ass sex with big-assed women is not a crime, or so I suggest. Or should that be: "may I suggest".

At any rate, ass sex with nice-assed women is a fair call in a post-modern world that is saturated with US pornos.


its nice and different for me .i like it.
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audiovoodoo   08-08-2009 at 05:16:26 PM
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Jebuz this Jizwad chunt is irritating. Anybody fancy trying to get all the sites he advertises linked on Cyxymu's faceache page?

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mugz   08-14-2009 at 12:32:17 PM
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Someone kill it. I need biomass for a 'the Thing' experiment.

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r_manic   10-09-2009 at 08:22:42 AM
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