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Nah. Its not another one of those. I kicked her out though.

I bought mirror closet doors a couple months back too.

Get that hot tub sorted!

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****' good to see you, Chief.

Hope you're well.

I love the comment; love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know, Welshy would be well served to read this. Well served. [/gives it to birthday boy one more time]

Go, Mike!!!

You're rollin' well, mate. For christ's sake, please roll well. [/hopeful]

How much are flights to Oz? Fcuk man I have got to get pissed with you in person.

I don't know -- 1500 quid or so.

You'd be best served by buying a Sussex serving wench for that money, Chris, I'm sure.

lolz

It's good to be with you, mate.

I've got a mate in Singapore I keep meaning to call in on and another mate who is currently living in Sydney. You never know chief, I might yet get round to it... Be afraid.. be very afraid!

I'd welcome a bloke like you with welcome arms, mate.

You're a good man -- by Manc standards, of course.

It's f*ckin' Welshy that I'm worried about. I truly want him to pork that fake-canned tart. It would do the "Toledo Tornado" the world of good.

Go Welshy!!! [/Bomber cheers again!]

You PM'd me earlier wanting me to go around porking hogs!!!

Have no fear for me. I do just fine.

I'll see how things go after this weekend. I might even fork out the cash to head down to visit with a convict at some point in the future to see all these models you're laying around with.... haha

...*Bomber "introduces" Welshy to pills; Welshy goes on 6 day bender with local, hot, Aussie lasses*...

Yeah, Welshy, come on down.

Mate, you're a mate of mine, and I respect you and your go -- we share common goals in many regards.

But by the Hindu gods, if you bring that "I don't pork on first dates" sh*t" down under, I will personally cut your coconuts off.

It's Wild Man's country down here, mate. "I have a sweetheart at home" sort of blokes get f*ckin' crunched for breakfast in my parts. The women are lean, fast and full-bore; nice blokes lose their wallets -- hard c*nts score sex. [/Bomberesque]

lolz

Come on down, Welshy. Can't be any worse than c*nt-arsed Toledo, that's for sure.

Sold.

Fixed.

Happy birthday Riser. I thought you were yonger but maybe that pivture doesn't do you justice.

And btw, you don,t need to "score" to prouve anything, well to the contrary and very much as an affront to the mainstreem here, the longer you abstain, the right moment will be even more magical.

Don't listen to Bommers' trash talk, he has lost the magic long ago and is simply unaware of jeoulousy and fear about your strenght of caracter in this regard.

Well done Riser!

Pike

Dear Dirty Hippie.

I think you'll find Riser's tragic luck with the ladies more to do with his appalling looks. Even in photos that have been kind to him, he still has a face like a bag of smashed crabs. This is probably why you thought, and I use the term 'thought' loosely, that he was older.

Regarding your comments about Bomber, 'lost the magic long ago' FFS you sound like a fcuking Motown record. Harden the fcuk up dirty hippie.