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JustPlainJef wrote :

Because all the words are used up?

Well, your funny ones anyways. :kaola:

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JustPlainJef wrote :

HEY EVERYONE, LOOK! The hippy proved himself wrong!!!!

I'll make it even more clear then:

You may have a objective fact: the sun is bright ,and you may have a subjective fact: that painting is beautifull.

Jeff, if you stopped going up your wifes anus, your brain might work better.

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Reply to pike

Three things dirty hippie.

He's right.
You're wrong.
Get over it.

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Reply to Tom_Smart

are those facts?

Reply to pike

Three more things hippy...

1. Nimrod, it's Jef. Learn to read, learn to spell, learn to comprehend, learn to break down barriers. You see Jeff all the time, but it's wrong for me. Other's have figured it out.

2. How does bumsex affect my intelligence? Do you know what? Nevermind. I don't want you talking about my wife or me...

3. Your statements contradicted themselves. You never said anything about objective or subjective. I understand the differences, but you never said that.

...*sends Tom a beer*...

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No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Three extra things anus lover:

1- i like to call you jeff

2- ok

3- true

Reply to pike

JustPlainJef wrote :

Three more things hippy...

1. Nimrod, it's Jef. Learn to read, learn to spell, learn to comprehend, learn to break down barriers. You see Jeff all the time, but it's wrong for me. Other's have figured it out.

2. How does bumsex affect my intelligence? Do you know what? Nevermind. I don't want you talking about my wife or me...

3. Your statements contradicted themselves. You never said anything about objective or subjective. I understand the differences, but you never said that.

...*sends Tom a beer*...

One thing Jef, others', the apostrophe of the plural possessive form is added to the end of the plural form. Thanks for the beer, maybe you've had enough. :non:

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Reply to Tom_Smart

Dear Tom,

You say one thing, then highlight two. Maybe you have had enough. Also, I believe the apostrophe was completely unnecessary. I just screwed up. I meant the plural of "other", there was no possessive.

...*sends Tom another beer*...

You did catch my oops though.

Hope this helps!

Jef

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No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

I'd had plenty by then, then I had more.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

to ease the pain...

Reply to pike

No, because alcohol is fantastic. That's a fact.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

FACT!

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Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

pike wrote :

Wrong, wrong, wrong.

An objective fact would be;

The Sun is a star of spectral class G2V.

Bright is not objective. Bright compared to what? Compared to empty space? Sure. Compared to a supernova? Umm, no.
Is the Sun "bright" to a blind man?

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Reply to llama_man

Hey, hippie. What do a class G2V star and a slug have in common?

FACT!

They are both infinity brighter than you.

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Tom_Smart wrote :

Hey, hippie. What do a class G2V star and a slug have in common?

FACT!

They are both Infinitely brighter than you.

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???

Message edited by JustPlainJef on 09-30-2008 at 01:24:12 PM

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No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

A space would help your excessive use of the question mark for dramatic effect.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Bah. Whatever... Stupid spell check + tags...

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No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

It's seldom you fail to uphold your high standard, so when you fail by whichever means some veto like me will 7/10 times pick up on it. The other 3 times I'm picking my nose or getting the snarley off the keyboard which consumes so much time I can't retort fast enough.

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

Jef, it's hands up time again. I fcuked up.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

It's all good...

It's getting less fun to point it out to you...

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No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

If it would make it more entertaining I could always blame my workload.[/Riser]
Or perhaps my spell checker + tags.[/Hmmm..thet[b] [i]wwod B[i] [b]yoo[b] ]JjJeeFF]

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Reply to Tom_Smart

Eye don no watt ewe arrrrrrrr refer-ing two!

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Reply to JustPlainJef

JustPlainJef wrote :

ewe arrrrrrrr

I had no idea you were a farmer?

No. That's a job for the Chimp. [/Tom]

Reply to audiovoodoo

I suppose that's true - throwing poo effectively makes you a muckspreader.

*high-speed Messianic visitation*

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Reply to mugz

It was Tom that dubbed me the farmer after we spoke for the first time. Apparently I'm slow and rural. Rich comming from the man that sounds like Ken Dod on HRT.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Ken Dod is cool. I just love that song of his.

Oh bitterness, bitterness
The only thing the blues possess,
I thank the lord that I've been blessed,
With none of the blueshite bitterness...

To me this world is a wonderful place,
A red and white glow all over my face,
I feel so good to be alive,
European cups, oh we've got five....

Oh bitterness, bitterness
The only thing the blues possess,
Moyes, Stubbs, Kenwright and Keith Wyness
Are full of that Everton bitterness

The bitters were living in a land of dreams
"You'll lose if you ever face a decent team"
But Juventus, Chelsea and Milan tried
And they couldn't beat us so the bluesh!te cried

Oh bitterness, bitterness
The only thing that they possess
All of the b@stards in the local press
Keep pumping out that People's Club bitterness

At half time AC thought they had us beat
The blueshite were dancing in the North Wales streets
But Stevie G was playing like a man possessed
So all they've got now is their bitterness

Oh bitterness, bitterness
The only thing that they possess
I thank the Lord that we're the best
So we don't have any of their bitterness

They say that Milan Baros was offside
They say that Steven Gerrard took a dive
They say Jerzy Dudek shouldn't have no pride
But they've got none and we've got FCUKING FIVE

Oh bitterness, bitterness
The only thing that they possess
If it wasn't for Heysel they would be the best
But they prefer living in bitterness
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Reply to Tom_Smart

From the Ken Dodd entry on Wiki:

Quote :

Tax evasion court case

Ken Dodd's personal life has not been without incident. He was charged with tax evasion in 1989. The subsequent trial led to several revelations. This included details about the Diddy Men, who had appeared in his stage act, often played by local children from stage schools, who were revealed to have never been paid. Dodd was also revealed to have very little money in his bank account, having £336,000 in cash stashed in suitcases in his attic. When asked by the judge, "What does a hundred thousand pounds in a suitcase feel like?", Dodd made his now famous reply, "The notes are very light, M'Lord."

Dodd was represented by George Carman, who in court famously quipped, "Some accountants are comedians, but comedians are never accountants". The trial lasted nearly three months: Dodd was acquitted.

No wonder you like him. Exploiting child labour and dodging the tax man. A true Scouser.

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Reply to audiovoodoo

If it wasn't for child labour, people like you couldn't afford decent trainers.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

Complete beer fan here.

99% of the canadian stuff is higher AC% pisswater. That's it.

As for the Microbrew era in the states, it produced some good stuff, which was subsequently bought up by the big producers, mass marketed and turned into cranberry flavored pisswater.

As for Alcohol itself? It sucks. Not because of what it can do, but because of its side effects and what your body has to do to metabolize it.

You would think with all this marvelous technology that someone would have been able to accidentally discover something that would basically be Alcohol w/o the hangover.

Could you imagine how much less painfull knawing off your arm the morning after would be if you did not also have to deal with head crashing room spinney sock-eating WTF did I do last night pennance?

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Tom_Smart wrote :

If it wasn't for shoplifters, people like me couldn't afford decent trainers.

Fixed.

Reply to audiovoodoo

There is an element of truth to that. Do you have any idea how easy it to sell something worthless for a profit? Simply intimate that it's so cheap because it's stolen. People are so used to buying knock-off gear they can't help themselves.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

You'd have a lot of fun around here.

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