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...*waits for special bus at train station*...

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The Chimp guide to Fireworks night by bike:

1. Set out on your bike in the general direction of the loudest and brightest fireworks.

2. Use quiet side roads to avoid traffic and to allow a nice slow pace where you can enjoy all the sights and sounds

3. Remember to keep your eyes on the road, do not, I repeate do not forget to look where you are going, ride down a fcuking big pot hole and go arse over tit landing flat on your face.

I can not state how important step 3 is, not that I've just smashed a £25 light, ripped a hole in my jeans and now sport a fcuking great big bruise on my right leg. :(

Bikes - they are the future!

Reply to audiovoodoo

Ouch, i trust you had your helmet on?

Well ast least you heal, but jeans and lights cost money that chimps cannot afford unless you go the tom route of course.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

The light might be salvageable.. the knee fcuking hurts though. :(

Reply to audiovoodoo

No other member of the great unwashed to get some sympathy from?

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

Now that would be telling... ;)

Reply to audiovoodoo

What a shame, had I spotted you lying on the road in such distress you'd have been used as guy for the nearest bonfire.[/recycling can be fun]

Reply to Tom_Smart

audiovoodoo wrote :

The Chimp guide to Fireworks night by bike:

1. Set out on your bike in the general direction of the loudest and brightest fireworks.

2. Use quiet side roads to avoid traffic and to allow a nice slow pace where you can enjoy all the sights and sounds

3. Remember to keep your eyes on the road, do not, I repeate do not forget to look where you are going, ride down a fcuking big pot hole and go arse over tit landing flat on your face.

I can not state how important step 3 is, not that I've just smashed a £25 light, ripped a hole in my jeans and now sport a fcuking great big bruise on my right leg. :(

Bikes - they are the future!




Errr....so your guide is about NOT watching the fireworks, just about how not to hurt yourself?

Well She-hite....In that case, Barca Loungers....They are the future. You still dont see the fireworks and you dont hurt yourself in the process.

Reply to turpit

No, I could quite easily see the fireworks from my prone based location.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Damn i forgot something.

*kicks chimp while he's down*

Better late than never.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

Join the queue... it's an all round chimp kicking day today... [/Not having a good day so far]

Reply to audiovoodoo

...*joins queue*...

------------------------------ 'Out of the abyss I come the avenger
shapeless and faceless - Yet I have a name,
I shall tighten my grip on your now flawed creation,
endeavour to show you the meaning of pain.'
Reply to RobD

RobD wrote :

...*joins queue for special bus*...



Fixed.

Reply to WingDing

RobD wrote :

...*joins queue for Wingy's wife*...



Proper fixed.

Reply to RobD

I've seen smaller queues for the launch of the latest iPhone.

Reply to audiovoodoo

Hang on, I thought that you guys were going to lay off if I posted a new Old Mrs. Phillips story?

Reply to WingDing

We did, but there has been some CHANGE! :bounce:

Edit for typo.


Message edited by Tom_Smart on 11-06-2008 at 04:18:00 PM
Reply to Tom_Smart

Remember the delay for the story? That's going to be the delay for us to lay off...

------------------------------ No more promise no more sorrow,
No longer will I follow.
Can anybody hear me?
I just want to be me.
Reply to JustPlainJef

Wingding thought?

Blaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahah!

Reply to audiovoodoo

Yeah, you kinda got me there.

CHANGE! [/may as well join 'em]

Reply to WingDing

RobD wrote :

...*joins queue for Special Bus for Wingy's wife*....



Fixed proper fixed.

Reply to Ninjahedge

So Wingys wife has her own special bus now? Or do you mean that there is there a bus for special people wanting to see Wingys wife? Maybe you are holding the place in the queue for Wingys wife?

Reply to audiovoodoo

it sounded good in his head and his imaginary friends all agreed.

------------------------------ I'm a git, deal with it.

Antec 1200,PC Power & Cooling 750,Gigabyte DS4-x48,Intel Q9550@3.4 W/Xigmatek S1283,8GB OCZ DDR2 800,ATI 4870X2,X-FI>CA 640C amp>Tannoy R300/Senn 595's
Reply to strangestranger

Even his imaginary friends deserted him some time ago.

Reply to WingDing

WingDing wrote :

Yeah, you kinda got me there.

CHANGE! :bounce: [/may as well join 'em]



[/sigh]....fixed.

Im starting to think this persistant incorrect presentation of CHANGE! :bounce: should qualify as typos and be subject to - points

Reply to turpit

strangestranger wrote :

it sounded good in his head and his imaginary friends all agreed.



WingDing wrote :

Even his imaginary friends deserted him some time ago.



I think he still has one friend left. His "special" friend, the klingon................


http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/militia-fail.jpg

Reply to turpit
------------------------------ +35 Wingding approval points +10 Scouse approval +22 Mammary Manipulation
+5 Comedy +15 Belated Holy Points +5 Messianic Approval + 5 penile innovation
+13 Baked Ham creativity +65 Obscure Quote

Reply to KingLoftusXII

I had a Das Keyboard. I had to give it away since I could never find the "any" key.

Reply to exit2dos

turpit wrote :

[/eyes well up with tears of joy at seeing old friend, Das Keyboard]

 

Granted it's not 9-inch's AMD crap, but that fail pic is no less annoying. Keep pushing me and I'll dig up Action_Man's pics of the slinky and sock puppet too. ;)

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Message edited by KingLoftusXII on 11-07-2008 at 02:14:19 AM
Reply to KingLoftusXII

audiovoodoo wrote :

So Wingys wife has her own special bus now? Or do you mean that there is there a bus for special people wanting to see Wingys wife? Maybe you are holding the place in the queue for Wingys wife?



It is what you can make of it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YV5h6xzGKo


BTW, I am the queue master. I wanted to be Destiny, but the robe just did not look right on me... :(

Reply to Ninjahedge

KingLoftusXII wrote :

Granted it's not 9-inch's AMD crap, but that fail pic is no less annoying. Keep pushing me and I'll dig up Action_Man's pics of the slinky and sock puppet too. ;)



Oh Man!!! I forgot the sock puppet!!

Reply to turpit

That's the effect that humping your mother has had on us.

Reply to WingDing

It was her moustache wasn't it? I heard it had that effect on a lot of people.

Reply to Tom_Smart

WingDing wrote :

That's the effect that humping your mother has had on us.




I thought the effect was that your willies shrived and died from the infection

Reply to turpit

I believe that was Failed's mother.

Reply to Tom_Smart

O man, I'm way too late to the party again.

However, here's where it all began when SS and AV met each other in a cycle cross.

This one belongs in the darwinian section I guess....

Reply to BigMac

***hands Biggie a beer***
welcome to the party.

Reply to Tom_Smart
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