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Huh? What's that now?
...*waits for special bus at train station*...
The Chimp guide to Fireworks night by bike:
1. Set out on your bike in the general direction of the loudest and brightest fireworks.
2. Use quiet side roads to avoid traffic and to allow a nice slow pace where you can enjoy all the sights and sounds
3. Remember to keep your eyes on the road, do not, I repeate do not forget to look where you are going, ride down a fcuking big pot hole and go arse over tit landing flat on your face.
I can not state how important step 3 is, not that I've just smashed a £25 light, ripped a hole in my jeans and now sport a fcuking great big bruise on my right leg.
Bikes - they are the future!
Ouch, i trust you had your helmet on?
Well ast least you heal, but jeans and lights cost money that chimps cannot afford unless you go the tom route of course.
The light might be salvageable.. the knee fcuking hurts though.
No other member of the great unwashed to get some sympathy from?
Now that would be telling...
What a shame, had I spotted you lying on the road in such distress you'd have been used as guy for the nearest bonfire.[/recycling can be fun]
| audiovoodoo wrote : The Chimp guide to Fireworks night by bike:
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Errr....so your guide is about NOT watching the fireworks, just about how not to hurt yourself?
Well She-hite....In that case, Barca Loungers....They are the future. You still dont see the fireworks and you dont hurt yourself in the process.
No, I could quite easily see the fireworks from my prone based location.
Damn i forgot something.
*kicks chimp while he's down*
Better late than never.
Join the queue... it's an all round chimp kicking day today... [/Not having a good day so far]
...*joins queue*...
I've seen smaller queues for the launch of the latest iPhone.
Hang on, I thought that you guys were going to lay off if I posted a new Old Mrs. Phillips story?
We did, but there has been some CHANGE!
Edit for typo.
Remember the delay for the story? That's going to be the delay for us to lay off...
Wingding thought?
Blaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahah!
Yeah, you kinda got me there.
CHANGE! [/may as well join 'em]
So Wingys wife has her own special bus now? Or do you mean that there is there a bus for special people wanting to see Wingys wife? Maybe you are holding the place in the queue for Wingys wife?
it sounded good in his head and his imaginary friends all agreed.
Even his imaginary friends deserted him some time ago.
| WingDing wrote : Yeah, you kinda got me there.
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[/sigh]....fixed.
Im starting to think this persistant incorrect presentation of CHANGE!
should qualify as typos and be subject to - points
| strangestranger wrote : it sounded good in his head and his imaginary friends all agreed. |
| WingDing wrote : Even his imaginary friends deserted him some time ago. |
I think he still has one friend left. His "special" friend, the klingon................
[/eyes well up with tears of joy at seeing old friend, Das Keyboard]
I had a Das Keyboard. I had to give it away since I could never find the "any" key.
| turpit wrote : [/eyes well up with tears of joy at seeing old friend, Das Keyboard] |
Granted it's not 9-inch's AMD crap, but that fail pic is no less annoying. Keep pushing me and I'll dig up Action_Man's pics of the slinky and sock puppet too.
| audiovoodoo wrote : So Wingys wife has her own special bus now? Or do you mean that there is there a bus for special people wanting to see Wingys wife? Maybe you are holding the place in the queue for Wingys wife? |
It is what you can make of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YV5h6xzGKo
BTW, I am the queue master. I wanted to be Destiny, but the robe just did not look right on me...
| KingLoftusXII wrote : Granted it's not 9-inch's AMD crap, but that fail pic is no less annoying. Keep pushing me and I'll dig up Action_Man's pics of the slinky and sock puppet too. |
Oh Man!!! I forgot the sock puppet!!
That's the effect that humping your mother has had on us.
It was her moustache wasn't it? I heard it had that effect on a lot of people.
| WingDing wrote : That's the effect that humping your mother has had on us. |
I thought the effect was that your willies shrived and died from the infection
I believe that was Failed's mother.
O man, I'm way too late to the party again.
However, here's where it all began when SS and AV met each other in a cycle cross.
This one belongs in the darwinian section I guess....
***hands Biggie a beer***
welcome to the party.
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