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Message edited by Jake_Barnes on 11-20-2008 at 11:38:08 PM
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atheism works for me...

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Reply to mrface

People, People. I have a simple test, how about we kill one of our members and they can tell us if god exists or not, who do we want to vote for to go on this epic journey.

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Reply to strangestranger

Aside from you?

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Reply to turpit

I'll do the manly thing and go and see if there really are 100 virgins waiting...

Reply to Vokofpolisiekar

There are "agnostic groups" out there..... Google shows them quite well if you Google it...

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Reply to RCPilot

Why do I need to be tagged as part of a group? The whole thing about beliefs is that they can be personal, your own interpritation. It seems to me that what Riser proposed was effectively privatisation of legal process, requiring me to subscribe to a club in order that I might form a legaly recognised union with my partner.

Reply to audiovoodoo

strangestranger wrote :

People, People. I have a simple test, how about we kill one of our members and they can tell us if god exists or not, who do we want to vote for to go on this epic journey.



Mmmm so we didn't tell you what exactly happened to Piddy at the time? Just check with PF, as you can see it's no longer a matter of faith for him.

Reply to BigMac

audiovoodoo wrote :

Why do I need to be tagged as part of a group? The whole thing about beliefs is that they can be personal, your own interpritation. It seems to me that what Riser proposed was effectively privatisation of legal process, requiring me to subscribe to a club in order that I might form a legaly recognised union with my partner.



Don't worry. You're really... quite special. [/calls special bus]

Reply to BigMac

audiovoodoo wrote :

Why do I need to be tagged as part of a group? The whole thing about beliefs is that they can be personal, your own interpritation. It seems to me that what Riser proposed was effectively privatisation of legal process, requiring me to subscribe to a club in order that I might form a legaly recognised union with my partner.


Your interpretation of English should have you declared legally incompetent. Checks need to be put in place to prevent you lot breeding.[/Charles Davenport]

Reply to Tom_Smart

exit2dos wrote :

I don't believe you...


well played sir, well played...

:)

Reply to mrface

Prove it Phuk.....

;)

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Reply to Ninjahedge

audiovoodoo wrote :

Why do I need to be tagged as part of a group? The whole thing about beliefs is that they can be personal, your own interpritation. It seems to me that what Riser proposed was effectively privatisation of legal process, requiring me to subscribe to a club in order that I might form a legaly recognised union with my partner.



True. I did basically say that.

So when you go off and die, your wifey can say "hey, he was my poor sh*t throwing hairy ape husband and I want the money from his estate." and the insurance company says "No. We have no legal proof you were married to him."

But who cares about a wife. If you died first, you wouldn't have to pay the bills anymore.

So, to test your theory on the 100 virgins, I say we all do Winding a favor and see how he fairs with 100 virgins, no credit cards and no bills to pay.

Reply to Riser

Mother Teresa was a virgin. I'm sure Wingy is beside himself with excitement.

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Reply to llama_man

llama_man wrote :

Mother Teresa was a virgin. I'm sure Wingy is beside covering himself with excitement excrement.


Self-fixed.

Reply to llama_man

Rise, you shoul dknow that in civil court, if you can prove that you have had residence with someone for more than, I believe it is 7 years, that you can pretty much be considered to be a couple by most legal standards.

There are loopholes and other intricacies, but I believe the first people to take issue with it are the IRS, who do not like people getting tax breaks for "living together" for 20 years with 3 kids, etc etc....

The rule still applies. You should not need a civil union certification to get married or vice versa.

One is a union under law, the other under "God". One pays the taxes, the other pays the maker at the pearly gates. We should really avoid ANY association of religion with any legal rights not directly pertaining to the people themselves and any interference with their right to worship who they want, how they want, provided it does not hurt anyone in the process. (Koresh? Kool Aid?).

Anyway, most of what you are saying still brings them together in one way or another. I still say seperate them so that each can make up whatever rules THEY want for them without forcing the rest of us to follow suit.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Ninj.. Check into it - Common law marriages have been thrown out and that rule has changed. Its a State by State issue for Common Law Marriages. Its not accepted in Ohio and many other states anymore.

I'm not saying you need anything to get married. The Church or Group should make the marriage and thus the Government should recognize it. Your group should issue some kind of official document though as a Record of it.

I think you're misunderstanding what I'm trying to say. The church makes the marriage, the government has to recognize it. The point of having the certificate is for record purposes. It puts the power back into the groups that honor marriage - not the government.

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Reply to Riser

I too am misunderstanding you, i thought the couple made the marriage.

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Reply to strangestranger

People - I do believe that you can get married (to a member of the opposite sex) in a purely civil ceremony at the courthouse (by a Justice of the Peace). At least here in FL you can, and FL is a bible belt state. No religion required, not even the mention of god or anything. Kind of like a Vegas wedding.

I do think a Notary Public can sign the wedding certificate too, but not 100% sure nowadays.

I'm sure you could make vows in the name of Elvis if you're so inclined. Not much different than registering a new car - it's just a license and an excuse for the state to impose a fee/tax/etc.

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Reply to Jake_Barnes

Gay men can legally be married in America, just not to each other.

Besides, what's so special about being gay that they should get out of having to marry and live with a woman?

Reply to exit2dos

Well, they do have to suffer some guy shoving their dick in boths ends.

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Reply to strangestranger

Believe me, there are days when that would be preferable.

Reply to exit2dos

I'm not married, but I do shove my dick into both ends of plenty of wives.
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Message edited by Tom_Smart on 11-23-2008 at 09:32:53 PM
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Sex with the same woman day after day isn't all that bad....


Well, week after week....


Well, once or twice a month anyway...


...*cries*...

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Reply to JustPlainJef

exit2dos wrote :

Gay men can legally be married in America, just not to each other.

Besides, what's so special about being gay that they should get out of having to marry and live with a woman?



exit2dos wrote :

Believe me, there are days when that would be preferable.




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Reply to turpit

JustPlainJef wrote :

Sex with the same woman day after day isn't all that bad.



I would say, it's actually quite nice.

Reply to dwellman

JustPlainJef wrote :

Sex with the different women day after day isn't all that bad....


Real man fixed.

Reply to Tom_Smart

The "different women" can be quite exciting..... ;)


BTW, I am not saying that there are or are not civil ceremonies, or that some states do one thing and others do something different.

All I am saying is how it SHOULD be, not how it currently is. How it is now, the church still dominates the whole institution of Marriage. You do not NEED to the church to GET married, but they are the defining hand in its legal context.

We need to seprate the two completely so that Marriage and Civil Union do NOT mean the same thing. One woul dbe purely legislational/legal, the other would be a religious definition held only by the church.

The hard line evangelicals would not like this because they would have no say in other people's lives. The Gay Activists (or other radical revisionists) would not like it because they would not be able to force the church to follow their beliefs.

Humans are like that. It isn't good enough that you get what you want for your own life, everyone else has to agree with it and do the same.

pheh.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

Disgusted with the vast majority of the people on this planet?


Congratulations. +1 llama approval.

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Reply to llama_man

I hope you two don't mind if I disagree, not that I actually care.
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Reply to Tom_Smart

The majority of people are not you. Therefore, they are inferior and must be distrusted and despised. [/Septic thinking]


Message edited by llama_man on 11-24-2008 at 04:43:39 PM
Reply to llama_man

Septic thinking? What next, exciting job opportunities in accounting?
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Reply to Tom_Smart

Whoah - steady on there. Accountants don't want excitement - "fun" sounds like a risky endeavour.

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Reply to llama_man

Fun is balancing the checkbook for your kind.

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Reply to Riser

Don't mind at all Tom.

So long as "The Different Women" do not mind, you can do just about anything you daamn well please.


....just about.

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Reply to Ninjahedge

llama_man wrote :

Whoah - steady on there. Accountants don't want excitement - "fun" sounds like a risky endeavour.




No wonder my plans to using poop flinging as a method of team motivation didn't go down to well at the interview last week... [/Tech job in Accountancy firm. I didn't get the job)]

Reply to audiovoodoo

Good Morning Riser

Those of us resident in technologically-enlightened countries don't use cheques any more.


Hope this helps.

Llama_Man

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